A best friend. A boyfriend. Someone who loves his best friend (as a best friend) and feels the need to tell her many many many times when he's black out drunk. He loves a hazy IPA, expensive sushi (even if its not great quality, as long as it's expensive and the ambience is hip), and a swish Patagonia clothing item.
Note from John: "I have a nice butt. It's not too big, it's not to small, but it's kind of nice and perky and people like looking at it."
Note from John: "I have a nice butt. It's not too big, it's not to small, but it's kind of nice and perky and people like looking at it."
A classic John knock knock joke:
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there"
"A big dicked, sexy man"
"Oh, come on in John Persse!!!"
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there"
"A big dicked, sexy man"
"Oh, come on in John Persse!!!"
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Get the Meghan John mug.a very swell guy who owns a little unicorn named Billy. Every party with him is fuckin' lit. Also listens to David.
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Get the john gwen mug.This is a man who loves beer and hunting. He will ruin his own truck but have a hell of a time doing it. He’s got a heavy right hand and an even heavier shlong. There’s a good chance that at least 65% of the women he has met have masturbated to the thought of him. Going into a drinking competition with this man will surely mean your own demise. He’s funny enough to take your girl, he’s not afraid to say anything to anyone.
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