French shit

When a big turd kisses your cheek on the way out. Oft requires broader wiping.

I took a french shit just now, there's no wet wipes left

by Jcerrino August 20, 2024

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French welcome

When a French expat wants to move back to France, the government requirements are far greater than moving out.

When I go back to my country. I’ll get a French welcome

by CrispyKriz February 7, 2021

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in the French

In the original format; in the original version; in the first edition; as it was originally intended to be

“Why is that word taken out?”

“I don’t know, it’s in the French.”

by Texan Talk June 21, 2024

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french bread

bens yellow

i wanna be a mod cause french breads my yellow

by im not ben January 22, 2022

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During oral sex you lie your partner down on their back and cum in the back of their throat, and they proceed to sit up very fast causing the cum to run out their nose and mouth causing them to have the appearance of a French bulldog.

Dude my girlfriends mom came home when I came in my girls throat so she got up looking like a French bullydohg

by Aceistheplacewherethehelpfulwo October 19, 2021

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French Opening

Noun:
The butthole.

Verb:
The opening of the anus.

Synonyms:
Corn Chute, Turd Tunnel, Crap Cannon, Shit Shooter, Balloon Knot, Monkey Button, Portal to Paradise, Stink star, Hershey Highway, Shit Pit, Brown Eye, Chocolate Starfish, Rusty Bullet Hole, Rusty Sheriffs Badge.

Shaun: I was in the French Opening yesterday for my first time!
Kurt: Oh, I love tennis!
Shaun: No, I mean my boyfriends French Opening.

by Christiangirlss June 3, 2017

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