Emily

Emily is the absolute best person in the entire world and you should always do anything to hang out with her. She is the best.
Person 1: Who's THAT?
Person 2: Oh her? That's Emily
Person 1: OMG i suddenly want to hang out with her just because her name is Emily!
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Emily

A fugly rat girl who is built like a potato. She is very judgy and always has something mean to say. She talks so much crap and thinks she’s a baddie but is really just a piece of crap.
Eww look at Emily, she’s so ugly and mean
by anonymous January 4, 2024
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Emily

Emily is a grumpy little lassie who will do the stabby, into you eyes.
"Hey Emily"
"*Insane noises*"
"Ok emily, time for bed."
by ExistingSomeone November 24, 2022
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Jess and Emily

stinky little poobags. Have you ever met a Jess and Emily before? You haven’t? Well that surely is a gift from god. These people are stinky and they make slander like saying I had a dream hand thing when like Jess did too and like saying my music taste is shit and basic when they used to be BTS stannies and still listen to black pink. Shush you’re both white. If you ever meet a Jess or an Emily in your life, make sure to run the other way because they will lure you in with their duo magnetic hot girl force as they’re always seen together and you will initially think that they’re both conjoined twins. To Jess and Emily: you’re lucky that you’re the only two people for eachother because that’s all you’re gonna get cause you’re *redacted*. Ily❤️❤️❤️
Guy 1: yo who the hell are those two they look like theyre prematurely stuck together…but like they’re kinda hot

Guy 2: it’s better you don’t know.

Guy 1: why? What’s their names?

Guy 2: Jess and Emily

Guy 1: *implodes*
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emily

emily is someone you get inseparable with, even when you argue every month you both come back to each other and become closer than before. even after not talking for 2 or 3 months you guys forget the past and move on and talk every day, unless someone comes into Emily's life and she replaces you. all Emily's replace you. whether you like it or not. sometimes you just have to leave your favourite person forever, so they can have a new and probably better person. sometimes you fall in love with emily, that's what happened in my situation, but she never liked me back. I'll just always miss her and tell my kids that she was my first and true love.
🗣: "Emily wasn't worth it"
Lies, she made my life better for over 2 years.
by annalovedemily August 20, 2024
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