David

A really suspicious man, could be gay or not...We don't know....

Me: yo, what's up David!
Him: *Slaps My Dick*
Me: Nah, you gay...

by DomiDICKs March 10, 2023

David Morville

the most jaw dropping beautiful man on this planet, i want his dick inside of my mouth and i want to ejaculate on his face and give him pink eye until he is blind.

wow i can’t believe ur friends with david morville

by toogleboogle July 26, 2023

David

is a hot guy who is respectful and funny he is quite but overprotective and will do anything and everything for his true love no matter what. He will always be there no matter what is happening at that moment and will kill anybody who hurts the people he cares about.

David is truly the best boyfriend ever!

by The nightmare of life September 8, 2021

David

David is the type of guy that you’ll feel coming from a mile away. He’s so fat that he has to order custom made clothes. Besides this David is a pretty cool guy.

Bro your so fat, don’t be a “David”

by 4o8_pabla November 21, 2021

David

just a chill guy

david? oh that guy, he’s just a chill guy.

by ligmasigma69 November 28, 2024

David

There are 2 types of Davids, The dickhead and the mentally unstable one. The dickhead one is usually Romanian whilst the mentally unstable one is Portuguese. Romanian David is usually a wanna-be big man that tries to fit in with the 'HARD' guys, while the Portuguese David rages at mobile games after losing 1 match of PVP. Portuguese David likes to spend his life savings on one game, rage at the game, quit the game and come back to it 3 seconds later.

Guy 1: Who's that Romanian guy over there?
Guy 2: He's David, a total dickhead!
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Guy 1: Who's that Portuguese guy over there?
Guy 2: He's David, he smashed his phone over a mobile game!

by JoinMyDiscord September 26, 2021

David Dose

An obscene amount of a certain or any drug to be taken at one time. Could be for recreational or medicinal use. (to picture how much that is, it’s about 300mg of weed edibles, 500ug of acid, 7g of shrooms, 8 shots of 80 proof vodka)

Guy 1: “Yo, I’m gonna take some acid. how much should I do?”

Guy 2: “If you do the David Dose, I’ll do a David Dose of weed.”

Guy 1: “Fuck yeah.”

by Davie :,) May 8, 2020