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St josephs college

A school located in crown point, full of neeks, ugly fuckboys and dead ballers. They act like they run point and are on smoke but in reality they’re all nerds.
Jessica: have you heard of St josephs college?

Amira: yh my girl got played by some boy from there. Idek how he had the confidence to do that when he’s clapped 🤮
by FuckStJosephs January 10, 2020
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college

education source 2nd and all other things first

where your sir is your crush first and your marksheet get more d's

where pune and canteen guy are more familiar to you than your staff and that nerd handsome guy who wears t-shirt in plain colours has curly hair and a crooked tooth haven't even looked at you yet

where they waste months in festivals of their own worshiping gods like splitsvillans and stand up comedians and you proudly call yourself the head of such department
lets go to college and pretend that we are doing something productive in life
by findingkabir February 6, 2020
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mount carmel college

the worst school in the world, this school is full of drug addicts and sellers, their school smells of marijuana and the girls have their skirts, shorts and dresses so far up you can see their underwear, this school may be private but no one in it acts it, they are crazy and get a lot of fights happening
i need to go to mount carmel college i heard they have good drug dealers!
by 420fam69iykyk April 16, 2020
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Diamond Valley College

A school that spends 99% of their budget on sport
Diamond Valley College is for sporty kids only don't go there
by DungeonPenguin March 15, 2020
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College Strikeout

Going for three separate girls in one night and not getting any luck. The night usually ends in a drunk cigarette.
Never thought id college strikeout on a friday.
by Stevoof July 20, 2020
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Narrabundah college

a school that values academic excellence over all else and shuns losers for their lack of intellect.
"I go to Narrabundah college"
"you must be a very sad person"
by the one and only manny July 22, 2020
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College

A center of education in which students seek for a higher education which is provided by the state with a building called a dorm for students to live in to attend class in school grounds, college is also a cesspool of woke liberals complaining about a capitalism and society whilst going in debt due to student loans.
John: I’m going to college for a high paying job.
Jane: yeah, I attend gender studies class, there is a wage gap between men and women and I just can’t handle that men work more hours for more money.
by StrawberryJamSauce August 22, 2020
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