London American City College

(noun)
A multi-branch private “educational” setup in the UAE — with locations in Sharjah (x2), Dubai, and Fujairah — specializing in the fine art of turning office space into global academia.

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Top Definition

A place where ambition meets ambiguity.
Marketed as an international college, it offers degrees through “partner institutions” based on the student’s payment plan:

Basic: London American University

Mid-range: College de Paris

Premium: Madonna University (USA)

These affiliations are emphasized loudly. The fact that it’s not recognized by the UAE Ministry of Education? Whispered, if at all.

Often operates out of standard business buildings — not campuses — with rapidly changing staff, two-tone branding (college/institute), and accreditations that impress only until Googled.

Popular among students who value a foreign-sounding degree over legal clarity, and among parents who prefer glossy brochures over boring things like “licensing.”

“My uncle enrolled me in London American City College because he saw the word ‘American.’ Now I study on the second floor of an office building, and my degree depends on how much he paid.”

by PaulsonMathewChunkapura July 17, 2025

college kids

Broke people. Doesn't matter if they're in college or not.

"Can you buy me this brand new car?"
"No I'm one of those college kids!"
"You must be broke then."

by Hange Zoe is best girl May 6, 2022

boise bible college

community. friends. community. friends. marriage...quick marriage. babies. The bearded fellow will greet you before he pulls out his swords. Never turn your back on him. There's some trees. Many old books. Hammocks. And Jesus! THE Jesus!

"I spent ten hours today in the Boise Bible College library."
"Don't microwave chocolate in the Boise Bible College dorms, the firemen will come."
"The Boise Bible College football games will leave you scarred for life."

by jjkhalid October 10, 2023

college clout

Stupid things high schoolers with overbearing parents do because it will "look good to colleges." Examples being stupid presentations on poster boards to big bureaucratic organizations, trying to pass stupid laws while still in high school, or anything else that these kids legitimately don't care about but only do it because mommy and daddy want them to go to Harvard.

Ani Chaglasian and Arin Parsa are looking for college clout. They are college clout chasers.

by crudmonkey February 13, 2025

Bahria College

Coom dungeon for males.Exposes education to ugly pretentious females (oh no!).Only place that celebrates earthquakes and A' level cuckoldry

Guy 1:Bro have you been to Bahria College?
Guy 2:Na man they don't flush the toilet

Guy 1:What the fuck

by stoned-mulvi May 13, 2021

Mohawk Valley Community College

a community college located in one of the top three worst locations in New York state; Utica. You’ve heard the stories, Bianca Devins, the Machete Man, etc etc. it’s horrible. The staff and professors are very helpful and understanding compared to most colleges and classes are okay. The DORMS however… are the absolute WORST. It is prison like with no ac, fluorescent lights, the worst color scheme imaginable, no elevators, and the list goes on. And the students residing in the dorms are a different breed. They’re loud, rude, and inconsiderate of everyone else’s feelings. It’s just bad. Just commute to the college.

“I go to Mohawk Valley Community College.”
“MVCC? What are you, stupid?”

by Mlexelee January 16, 2023

lakes region community college

The ball crushing factory

"Yo did you get your balls crushed at lakes region community college?"
"Hell yeah i'm still recovering"

by uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh1234 January 5, 2024