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strip club hummer

When a stripper puts her mouth on your penis and or testicles or all of the above, pants on, and breathes and vibrates your penis. Giant cock tease, but it is the strip club legal version of a traditional hummer.
I had a giant case of blue balls after the strip club hummers I got during all those lap dances at the Gold Club in dirty BR.
by Jamacha October 9, 2023
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Morten Vollset Fan Club

A friendship group brought together by a mutual love for a dude named Morten Vollset.
I'm stoked to be a member of the Morten Vollset Fan Club
by notMortenVollset87 January 12, 2024
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Club Zombie

A “club zombie” is very similar to a “club rat,” however a zombie is unable to function in the normal world, and feels at peace when sweating in a dingy club. A club zombie is physically unable enjoy a “night in” and frequents clubs on weekdays and all recognized holidays. A club zombie most likely knows all of the words to “Beautiful Girls” by Sean Kingston and keeps their “promoter” on retainer.
“Those club zombies can’t stop going out and chicken cutleting girls on the beach
by Rodrick lover July 27, 2023
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Join the club

used as an observation that someone else is in a difficult or unwelcome situation similar to one's own.
"if you're confused, join the club!"
by Arminkshipper May 19, 2025
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Big Club

Hym "Is that the big club I'm not in? The rapist club? That's all the more reason to join the religion right? You can do as much rape as you want as long as you're willing to tell people how great the religion is."
by Hym Iam December 2, 2024
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Club penguin memes

by Heavyhippooooo June 3, 2018
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Hot Girls Club

The Hot Girls Club is a secret organization of all the hot girls you know. It is unknown how deep the club goes, but chances are if you know a hot girl they are involved with other hot girls and they are intertwined with knowledge of other guys, gossip, and current events.
"Ralph, Jessica is so cute! I saw her hanging out with Andrea at the watchtower the other day."

"Of course she's hanging out with Andrea. They're both hot, they're part of the hot girls club."
by Absurd_Alfred July 13, 2023
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