Clown

Someone who goes mining for funds and proceeds to lose their tracks and their train of thought

“Yo you see that dude who got lose in his own cave?”

“What a Clown!”

by Extrafeta23 March 20, 2023

Clown brain

Engineers have clown brains. What makes sense to them makes no sense to anyone else. It’s like a circus with clowns in there.

She has a pinky ring, so she’s a clown brain for sure.

by Clowns are coming May 1, 2018

Clown

One who wears a wig and big red nose. Beings said to have the gift of eternal joy, the ability to fit an endless amount of objects/entities into one or more vehicles, the ability to generate infinite water from thin air with a flower, the ability to make balloon versions of any object, and immortality. All clowns are known to gather in a large cult meeting they call a "Circus." Inside of a clown car is a pocket dimension able to fit anything. Bad clowns, such as Ronald McDonald, are banished to the far ends of this pocket dimension.

John: Honey! Wanna hear a joke?

Samantha: Please, John. It's been 12 years. You are not a Clown.

John: Aww, here, let me get you a handkerchief for your tears.

John then pulls an endless chain of handkerchiefs out of his pocket.

by Joeseph Mamushka June 13, 2021

Clown

Lewis Hamilton British GP 2021.

The clown went kamikaze on a Dutch boy.

by CringeMoments July 18, 2021

clown

donald trump.

Joe: who's not president of America anymore?
bestie: a clown obviously

by YEET (SKRRT) January 20, 2021

Killer Clown

A clown associated to the horror genre. Fictional clowns that are created to scare and entertain. These clowns are not actually killers , they portray a horror character.

Can’t wait to see the killer clowns at the haunted house. They are my favorite characters.

by Dare2Sleep September 7, 2022

Clowney Clown Clown

Tricksters at heart, the Clowney Clown Clowns love chaos! They salivate for trouble! DO NOT TRUST!

they are lawful evil

Are you being a little Clowney Clown Clown???

by The dude man guy person who di June 20, 2023