Cake Spank

Anal sex. Or an ass slap but only for nice smooth round delicious butts. Cake is to butt as spank is to well, erm spank. Also one of the hypest ways to you know, do it!! SEX SEX SEX. Doggy style ya dig?

We cake spanked last night. I couldn't resist she just had the hottest cakes man.

I've never cake spanked before..

OOOH i just wanted to spank those cakes!

by INEEDACAKESPANK March 7, 2010

tunnel cake

The fresh human defication created for eating pleasure.

Yeah, hold on a minute boss. I am making you a tunnel cake

by johnnydydoes December 6, 2010

Blasting Cakes

1. (v.) Slang word originating in Cincinnati refering to the act of sexual intercourse but not necessarily to the act of 'making love'
(syn.) 'banging' 'forking' 'gettin it on'

2. (v.) Destroying a cake violently and suddenly by means of explosives.

Boy I sho do hate it for Keisha. I think LaQuan and ShanayNay be blasting cakes behind her back

by Doctor Yoo May 21, 2011

Ground Cake

Poop found on the ground. The poop has to be human feces or feces that's large enough in quantity to fit in a pie or cake pan. Similarly shaped feces (usually from cattle) also suffices.

Bob: "Damn, I'm hungry..."
Jim: "Eat that Ground Cake!"
Bob: "'That Ground Cake'? Where?"
Jim: "Why, you're stepping on it!"
Bob: "GROSS!"

by thatonefirebenderguy May 21, 2010

faux cake

a cake that isn't really a cake do to the addition of vegitables

Dude this carrot cake isn't a really a cake it's a faux cake

by MCornelius December 16, 2008

cake sesh

the act of flirting with a girl you like,getting her to like you, "spitting game"

"damn he's on that cake sesh with brittany"

by yashaSUKKA January 6, 2009

holiday cakes

Holiday cakes are cakes made with the theme of a specific holiday.i.e. Christmas cake can have Christmas Trees and Christmas presents.

Holiday cakes make great desserts or centerpieces for any holiday.

by Ed Brondo January 28, 2009