Kamikaze toe bomb

When a man or woman, usually of Asian decent dips their toes in hot candle wax and then forcefully insets Thor foot into the rectum of a i suspecting guest while they milk a lama.
I was at the farm last night and and out of no where I got a kamikaze toe bomb
by Dirtydeeds69.5 October 08, 2021
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Spock toes

Its a nerve being pinched its called capsulitis a very very painful thing to go thru ... Spock toes is not a funny ha ha term the docors will ask . do you have spock toes .... Theres no shame because theres to much pain!!! Get pedicures because it will make thier day to help relieve some of your suffering .
Do your toes look like spock toes pedicures relieve suffering toes
by Tabbscat May 09, 2016
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Prosthetic camel toe

Prosthetic cameltoe an artificial device that

Can be used to extenuate the female anatomy. For girls who cannot sport a cameltoe now can
Prosthetic camel toe
With my Prosthetic cameltoe now Tina will not be the talk of the party. These can be easily made at home with simple things laying around the house a 2 l plastic soda bottle A 20 oz plastic soda bottle Or for a moose knuckle a 3 l plastic soda bottle. Simply cut out 2 of the bottom nodges sand around the edges and there you go! Prosthetic cameltoe
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Lo Mo Toe

Slang for: Love My Toe. Meaning camel toe, which means love my vagina. Used by women who believe they are only being used for sex.
James: "Hey Girl!"
Betty: "Lo Mo Toe"

James: "Woah! C'mon I wanted to take you out to dinner and have nice conversation!"
by BrotherPaul207 December 09, 2010
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microwave your toe

“say one more word, and i’m gonna microwave your toe”
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Num-chuk Jousting: The First Juvenile Release (they call me mister tibbs so eat my big toe!)...
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim January 28, 2025
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Toe Jogan

A bastardized name for Joe Rogan, the popular American Podcaster.
Its used to mock him on certain topics, such as DMT, which Joe is seriously obsessed with.
Person 1: Hey dude have you ever tried DMT?
Person 2: Bruh you have been watching too much Toe Jogan
by Brachios July 23, 2021
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