Generally from New Zealand, THEE one and only douche is what we would think of as a slacker with great potential, a person who can speak Japanese and Chinese fluently but chooses to communicate in sniggers. Wants to breeze through life avoiding all responsibilities, much in the same way as Ferris Bueller. Alot of smarts but just not enough drive to put those smarts to good use, would much rather hang around playing on facebook and laughing at poor people... when he isn't having one of his 10 daily "power naps"
by Captain Brocoli April 27, 2007
You are the biggest douche, ever, douche!
"I'm not a douche!"
In "The Biggest douche of the Universe"
"I'm not a douche!"
In "The Biggest douche of the Universe"
by j-douche October 17, 2003
Derogatory moniker applied to somebody who arrogantly and inflexibly imposes their rules on others and refuses to give in when it backfires.
That admin at quetzalcoatl daily news refuses to change his policies despite the fact that people are leaving the board in droves. What a douche bag.
by qcdner June 13, 2006
Someone who is unsophisticated, and even more than that, someone who acts in a disgusting manner or can't be trusted.
1) I shared a secret with him, and the douche bag told everyone, 2) We met two young women at the party, and were having a great time, until the douche bag started acting like a jerk and they walked off, 3) We had great tickets to the playoff game, and the douche bag was late, so we missed the first three innings.
by Dave Tebo October 23, 2005
by skandalus June 22, 2004
by allieisawsome October 06, 2008