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may fuck

Politely asking one to engage in sexual intercourse. Usually followed back with, thou may which indicates acceptance towards the sexual offering. People of royalty utilized this phrase to ask for sexual intercourse in the 16th century.
Bob: "Hey Queen Elizabeth, May fuck?"
Queen Elizabeth: "thou may, Bob"
by ZebraMonkey October 31, 2016
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Skull Fuck

To insert ones thumbs into they eye sockets and wrap the rest of your fingers around their cranuim after inserting your man meat into their mouth, therefore fucking their skull.
"She didn't have enough ass to grab while we were in doggy style so I grabbed her by her eye sockets and literally skull fucked her brains out"
by Fukalotayu January 7, 2017
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Fuck me gamergirl

A gamer girl CUNT that make posts for random games they dont even have (usually on xbox) entering nothing but a ❤️, 😘 or some other flirty emoji just because they are “girls”( or a catholic priest on a Saturday afternoon,you know, a kid diddler ), this is why there is a #genderdoesntmatter or #dontcareifyouragirl
**leave the message board for things more important than your all 3 of your holes**
Brian: Hey Keagan you see this girl called XxloveyoubabyxX?

Keagan:yea. Does she even have Rainbow Six Seige?

Brian: nope,it says “add me 😘 “in her post

Keagan: What a a Fuck me gamergirl.
by Evilerskull January 6, 2019
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Smacks the fuck out

Beat someone mercilessly for an obscure act. Severe punishment for doing something illegal or bad behavior.
John cracked an inappropriate joke on Jake's girlfriend, Jake smacks the fuck out of john.
by REDOXNINJA October 6, 2016
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fucking bitch

A "fucking bitch" is someone, not just a girl in particular, that is extremely annoying. They cause problems, get in the way, act rude, do bratty things, and most of all are fucking bitches.
That lady is such a fucking bitch!
by weed_deew August 23, 2022
mugGet the fucking bitchmug.

dumb ass fuck

Someone who can't hear properly in a cafeteria.
"You dumb ass fuck,"
by totallynottatum December 10, 2019
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FUCK FACE

1. A PERSON WHO IS TWO FACED.

2. A PERSON WHO IS NICE TO YOU WHEN FACE TO FACE, BUT STABS YOU IN THE BACK WHEN YOUR NOT AROUND.

3. A PERSON WHO TRIES TO MAKE THEMSELF LOOK GOOD IN FRONT OF A PERSON OF AUTHORITY AND/OR AN EMPLOYER.
JOE IS A TOTAL FUCK FACE
by JOHNNY 100 March 29, 2024
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