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shut the fuck up snapchat month

any made up day in october is cancelled because its shut the fuck up snapchat month.
Sarah: "hey its grab ass mon-"
Lucy: "you got that from snapchat right?"
Sarah: "yeah"
Lucy: "well it doesn't count because its shut the fuck up snapchat month"
by imtiredofthisbsplease October 3, 2020
mugGet the shut the fuck up snapchat monthmug.

fucking can opener

1. that bastard piece of shit occasionally electrical appliance that opens cans or doesn't open cans

Number 2. the only Christmas gift mom gave to your ex
3.the Christmas gift your ex still should not have gotten
4. the only bullshit appliance that you can throw away three times and dig it out of the trash when you need it most and the bastard work
5. the one electrical appliancethat you are glad you did not throw it At your ex because the f**Ucker*** sometimes works
"throw that fucking can opener away!"

"I wish I had thrown that fucking can opener at you! but I'm glad I didn't because I needed to open some peaS and cream of children soup!"

"I've lost the handheld can opener please go dig the fucking can opener out of the garbage...so I can try it again. do you believe after one week of using a handheld can opener the electric fucking can opener workEd"

"go to hell you fucking can opener I am throwing you away now!"

"mom don't buy that asshole a fucking can opener for Christmas he's an idiot and may try to use it; he's ugly buy him a paper bag instead."

"that f****** can opener is possessed!"
by Red one... out May 6, 2014
mugGet the fucking can openermug.

Mango Fuck

Mango fuck is just Mango Fuck. Mango fuck solves all problems in the world, such as worldwide hunger and poverty. Mango Fuck is an answer made by Julemanden. Husk at tage sol før Julemanden boller dig til jul
Person 1: Bro did you just fuck my sister
Person 2: Mango Fuck
by Daus131243 November 5, 2021
mugGet the Mango Fuckmug.

Fuck Out

an overly-dramatic expression describing the confrontation of regular daily activities with a strong sense of desire and pleasure; the one "fucking out" it often fairly confident, or eager, about that which he is going to "fuck-out" with.
"Hey boys, anyone trying to fuck out at the caf for dinner? I'm starving!" -Leo

"Hey, any of you squids trying to fuck out at the chapter house? Let's fucking go!" -Leo
by brizzyshitdcknson May 4, 2017
mugGet the Fuck Outmug.

Fucking fuck

I’m going to fuck up some fucking fucks and fuck them the fuck up fuck.
by Charles Dickens Rodney February 12, 2022
mugGet the Fucking fuckmug.

Fuck

Uuuuuuunnnnnhhhhhh!!!!!
Fuck!!!! I left my wallet at home
by Leviticus887 January 23, 2022
mugGet the Fuckmug.

Electro-fuck

The act of self love with an electronic device of your choosing
I'm really swollen and my clit needs some serious electro-fucking with my favorite sucking thrusting vibrator!
by Stormyapril March 26, 2025
mugGet the Electro-fuckmug.

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