fucked in the head

Amber Hazel

holy man, Amber is fucked in the head

by random girl from ns March 19, 2019

Congratu-fucking-lations

A sarcastic expression used when someone’s emotional manipulation, chaos, or victim-playing leads to a complete mess, and somehow you end up looking like the bad guy. Used when the “win” the fight, ruin the vibe, or drag the situation into drama… and your left pissed, exhausted, and slow-clapping in disbelief.

Coined by Grayson Flitcroft May 20th, 2025

“Oh, you turned breakfast and a nap into a full meltdown and I’m now the villain. Congratu-fucking-lations.”

You pushed every button I had, then got sad when I finally reacted. Congratu-fucking-lations.”

by FlittyTheJackHammer May 20, 2025

fuck cup

Someone puts their dick in a cup and fucks it

Sam: "What did you do at the party last night?"
Kevin: "We did a fuck cup."

by the cup fucker October 18, 2020

rather fuck a crack in the road

Doing a crack in the road

I would rather fuck a crack in the road than do that mate

by Murdey August 02, 2024

I'm gonna fuck this bitch!

Said by The Naked Ninja aka"James Cameron" before pissing himself performing a rolling cartwheel.This celebration of excitement due to the release of his movie Avatar: The Way Of Water, will be remembered for years to come.

I'm gonna fuck this bitch!

by BoyzB4measure11 July 21, 2023

Too fat to fuck

When you eat so much that you can’t do anything. You just wanna rub your belly, and relax, and you are certainly not able to “saw off a piece”

After that big fucking thanksgiving feast, I was just too fat to Fuck

by Captain Rabbit November 24, 2023

8 types of fucked up

8 ways the human mind can be fucked by something they have seen.

1.) emotionally fucked up

2.) physically fucked up

3.) spiritually fucked up

4.) mentally fucked up

5.) musically fucked up

6.) forcefully fucked up
7.) religiously fucked up
8.) universally fucked up

that bitches pussy smelt like onion powder

got me 8 types of fucked up

by lil butter face June 04, 2022