go fuck a cactus

When saying fuck you isn't good enough...this insult is enough to kill a man

Guy: ur a bitch

You: Oh go fuck a cactus

by alex.me March 24, 2021

Fucked up

Bad life and depressed

Sarah:I'm fucked up mate totes
Amy:why?
Sarah:My life's shit

by BabeyBarbara February 19, 2017

Meeting Fucked

When you have meetings back to back all day

I'm meeting fucked today. When asked if you have any free time

by landofpandas991 February 6, 2020

Fuck Udders

Titties, boobs, breasts,

"I was fucking that girl so hard, her fuck udders kept slapping me in the face."

by Carter Lanecrest April 20, 2018

joke fuck

When you and your female friend have coitus but only as a joke

Kamryn, i know we fucked last night but i was just kidding. Ya know i thought you were in on the joke fuck. I thought we could both have a laugh about it today at work.

by BigRodRodney November 23, 2019

Fuck shit around

To make a mess of things, sometimes for no apparent reason.

What is this mess? I just cleaned in here, do you just come in here to fuck shit around?!

Darla get on my nerves. She always wanna come and fuck shit around.

by Marica Linn January 30, 2021

Fuck Face

Term of endearment! Another name for your best girlfriend.

hey fuck face lets go out to the club tonight

by thor1985 January 6, 2022