turd bib

Laying down a layer of asswipe in the toilet before taking a shit, greatly reducing the possibility of leaving skid marks.

Before blowing an O-ring at my girlfriends’s house I put a turd bib in the toilet bowl so no residual will be left behind.

by D’Quantavious Smith February 11, 2025

Turd Chunnel

European slang for anus or colon

Person 1: After I ate Mexican food last night my turd chunnel is on fire

by Bobdaily4 August 22, 2009

Turd-Burgler

The guy who comes and steals the dog shit off your lawn ..

“that son of a bitchin’ turd-Burgler was in my yard last night and he stole all the dog shit !!”

by Dennis Dragon August 29, 2019

Bush Turd

When you decide to shit in a woman's vagina and you miss slightly and the woman hasn't shaved down there in 5 years.

Me and John were trying something new last night and it turned into a bush turd.

by futuregoggles July 3, 2019

turd driver

Another term for plunger

Person a: where is your turd driver
Person b : what
Person a: plunger A PLUNGER

by Binickle May 24, 2016

Lerbum Turds

AKA "Pond poop, Bass brownie", Those strange poop-like clumps of dark algae that float to the surface of the ponds. They are usually only found in ponds with lots of vegetation about it, like cattails and lily pads.

Dwane didn't swim today because he was afraid of the lerbum turds.

by John O. Bralens March 2, 2008

Turd Kiss

The shit stain left at the top of the toilet seat from an improperly maintained ass crack.

Nate’s nasty ass left a turd kiss on the toilet seat again. Such a nasty bastard.

by formfeeder November 6, 2023