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Tree chaser

Someone who looks for people to date that are much taller than they are
Person A:“I Can’t date a guy under 6’2”; that’s too short”

Person B: “You’re 5’3” you’re definitely a Tree Chaser”
by Pokebttm November 27, 2020
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Tree Masters

Little tree bitches who are destroying the world. Peace not war.
by prodwc November 1, 2022
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Dollar Tree obama

hakeem keep dreaming Jeffries is the dollar tree obama whose face will end up on food stamp cards
by Batman the Punisher October 21, 2025
mugGet the Dollar Tree obamamug.

Tree

The thing we need more of and should probably stop chopping down
Wow that tree is so pretty, so glad it gives us oxygen to BREATHE
by Flipthetable March 12, 2022
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Taylor Tree

A "Taylor Tree" is a rare species of tree that only sprouts in the presence of a female athlete who has an aversion to sour cream. Instead of leaves, it has tiny sports bras hanging from its branches and its fruit are naturally flavored protein shakes. Touching the trunk magically improves your sports game, but only if you've loudly declared your disdain for sour cream within the last 24 hours.
“ After Jenny, who detested sour cream and was known for her fierce competitiveness, planted the mysterious seed, she couldn't believe her eyes when a Taylor Tree sprouted, complete with tiny sports bras and trophies hanging from its branches.”

“ During the neighborhood barbecue, Sarah couldn't help but boast about her Taylor Tree, claiming its protein shake fruits gave her the edge in every tennis match, but she had to admit that the tree's competitive nature had scared away all the other plants in her garden.”
by Thy Dark One August 27, 2023
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A day where you and your friends go out and staple bread to trees. the day is june 29th
hey it’s june 29th

Omg it’s National Staple Bread to Tree day
by graeme Cock June 24, 2022
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TREE

Holly is a type of tree consisting of berries occasionally
look over there Holly is a tree.
by eBag321 June 27, 2024
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