Max

Max is one of those kids with a Magnum dong and is completely aware of it. Just like Danny's, Max carries around his monster condom and he is the most amazing kid. He has the traits of a saggitarius and he lives Brooklyn 99. If anyone gets in his way, Max will punish them. Usually cock and ball torture. No cap.
Woah! Who's monster condom is that?

Let's go all Max. He'll definitely know. It's probably his.
by Ppinmybum69 April 07, 2020
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Weeb
auch: Audo-Sport-Club Besitzer
"Max der Weeb ist wieder in seinem Audo-Sport-Club am schaffe
by Peter Schmidt February 16, 2024
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A bloke who is maxed out on all the good qualities.

Max looks, max wit, max charm, max chest hair, max ability to make you smile, deserving of max amount of xoxo's, the absolute max amount of crayons you can fit into one box, max persuasion to convince you lettuce belongs on fajitas, max memories to be made. Basically, someone who could easily max out your heart.
Girls, particularly one girl from Louisiana, really had absolutely no chance when it came to Max. She is doomed and can't help but to max-fancy such a smart, handsome, funny, sweet, thoughtful, all around knock your knickers off bloke.
by raginlittlecajun June 09, 2021
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Max is the most amazing person in the world, he has brown hair and brown eyes

He likes to do sports and has amazing taste in music and clothes
I would do anything for him.
your mom : who do you like?

Me frfr : max
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a very handsome boy from Virum, Denmark and lots of bootyful gurls love him - he also has a big dick with lots of bitches to sit on it
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Some short kid that has the most basic side part known to man. His hair looks like a lego piece. Be careful around him, or he might get irritated.
Girls are kinda ops
-Max
by kashew_ng February 24, 2024
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Max is a a person that is a great friend and boyfriend. He is very very pleasurable in bed. But he is also very very smart in other words. He uses his stronger vocabulary words in sentences and is a math wizard. He doesn’t strive for popularity or fame with him not being popular. He knows everyone he is around and is good at conversations. He is shyish and is always around the same people every weekend.
I really want a Max in my life right now.
by queenzayzay February 03, 2022
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