Ligma nuts

Same thing as ligma balls. Ligma is a serious disease that kills people but is very rare.

Person 1 - Did you hear that Ninja died by Ligma?
Person 2 - No.
Person 1 - LIGMA NUTS/BALLS.

BUT SERIOUSLY LIGMA IS A DANGEROUS DISEASE.

by Rip Ninja July 23, 2018

Tendo Nuts

1. When you have a fatty mass with tentacles growing around each of your testicles

2. Dressing your scrotum is Nintendo character apparel

1. "My doctor has to perform surgery to cure my Tendo Nuts."

2. "I was playing Mario Cart with this girl, we started making out, and I pulled out my Tendo Nuts."

by tendonuts June 12, 2014

dees nuts

A book by ITomFoolery

Dees nuts is funny

by wasd_wasd October 7, 2021

Nut dunking

When you lean too far forward and your balls hit the cold toilet water.

Objective Man and Gratewon became nutbrothers after discovering they had both experienced nut dunking.

by Gratewon September 25, 2017

skittle nuts

Someone who screws up often. A person that continues to make mistakes.

Bob showed up late for work again. He is such a skittle nuts.

by Holla4theDolla July 5, 2009

Holiday nut

adj. Someone who has an obsession with Christmas, Easter, and all other holidays. They have to be the first people to decorate, and lots of them. They have to have the parties at their house, and always wear holiday colours (ie. green and red).

Your mom is such a holiday nut (adj.).

by Jullian624 December 24, 2008

mutt's nuts

British slang for "awesome"

this brazilian cocktail you make, it's the mutt's nuts.

by edabom July 23, 2010