Potato

A gorgeous beautiful girl that looks like Nikita Dragun

“Hey are you Nikita”

“Do you mean potato?
“✨yausss✨“
✨YAUSSS✨

🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔

by marthapotatobeauty June 5, 2021

Roast Beef & Mashed Potato

Hardcore gay sex

"I am going to have roast beef & mashed potato tonight!" - Jack

"Okay wear protection" - Jake

by RandomPayneTrain October 11, 2022

Potato, Eggplant

A popular Finnish phrase used to describe the lack of similarity between potatoes and eggplants.

Hey, this potato isn't purple, it's "potato, eggplant".

by Whyyaman January 7, 2023

Potato Mail

When you make a really big, really smelly poop, package it in a box, and ship it to someone on their birthday. It is usually wrapped in birthday wrapping paper

Today was such a great birthday, then after my party, I got home and recieved some potato mail.

by Mr. Ornelas October 8, 2017

potato bish

A girl or guy who is always copying u or others on anything they envy will steal credit over anything and act all nice towards everyone else BUT YOU and when u tell someone about them and how much u hate them they will think u are the bad one!

girl: OMG SHE IS SUCH A POTATO BISH
guy: no shes a nice girl ur the pototo bish
girl: dont said i did not warn u -____-

by potatoegurl2005 August 15, 2016

Potato

The best thing to have ever been made. It’s a food from the heavens.

Person 1: You made me a potato for lunch!!!!!!!
Person 2: We eat this ever meal every day I’m sick of it.
Person 1: What did you just say...
Person 2: I said I’M SICK OF POTATOES!
Person 1: You have 5 seconds to run before I kill you.

by ΔPotato GodΔ June 21, 2019

Potato

A Potato is the most POTATO-EST potato you would ever meet. EVER. Nobody is more POTATO than him. He is your BEST FRIEND and loves fighting people for no reason.

Guy1: Hey, Bro! You're such a Potato!
Guy2: *Emotional Sniff* Thanks, Bro...You're a potato too!
Guy1: POTATOES ARE THE BEST!
Farmer: I make Potatoes...

by Avada_Kedavra201263 August 25, 2024