Jake

a person with: small p3nis, Alien headed noob man child who has no father. human/big foot, iq-2. record holding nose.

that guy is the Jake of pretending he knows whats going on.

by pissyasshole1 August 8, 2023

Jake rogers

Jake Rogers is a boy who doesn’t necessarily go to the gym.He probably has a buzz cut.But this one girl will always find him attractive.Demi-Lee Mcallister.she will love him to bits!

Jake Rogers:I love you demi
Demi:you fit

by hello demi July 7, 2022

Jake Paulers

The group of 5 year olds that follow jake paul and slowly become cancer until they stop watching him

Guy 1: Hey dude did you hear all of my kids are jake paulers.

Guy 2: *clocks gun* cancer extermination time.

by ParadoxD November 15, 2019

Jake

Small pp and talks to much extremely illiterate and smells funky

Jake smells funky

by Eggrollgummybear November 28, 2021

Jakeing it

When a man is jerking off aggressively and proceeds to get friction burn on his penis

My friend Jon was jakeing it

by Homebody37 June 13, 2025

jake

perfect example of men aint shit, fucks with u until u arent able anymore

“jake fucked me over again”
“what a typical jake”

by pu55yg4ng January 15, 2019

Jake's mom

A huge whore

Jonny, wow look at that its Jake's mom,
What a whore

by Mrppman April 27, 2020