Roast Beef Assassin

It is when a woman takes her beef curtians and wraps them around the mouth and nose of their partner and renders them decreased.

Ashley was so furious with Steve that when he fell asleep, she squated over him and smoothered him with the roast beef assassin. But there are probably worse ways to go...

by Heybabe380 September 04, 2023

Beef Twerky

Vaginally lips on a female during a seizure

Wow when she fell out her beef twerky was twitchin.

by The Old Man/Unkle Grandpa June 14, 2024

Beef meaty nonce

Gay pedophile who only eats sausages

He’s a beef meaty nonce

by Daveseaman cum April 23, 2019

Throwing beef

Throwing beef is a combination of throwing shade and when someone has or is trying to start beef.

Person 1: they were gossiping about me and bitching about me to other people
Person 2: ooooh they're trying to throw beef!!
Or
Person 1: your so annoying
Person 2: says you
Person 3: ooooooh someone's throwing beef!!

by Skettyflaps March 31, 2024

cured the beef

When you’re at odds with someone or something but you find a way to work it out.

“T. Swift & Kim K. used to be enemies but they cured the beef.”

by Roberta Frosting January 01, 2023

beef folders

beef folders (pl. noun) slang for unusually large or loose labia majora, especially those with abnormally dark coloration.

I was going to bang that cheerleader Jill but when I got down there her beef folders were so loose it made me wonder if the rest of the football team had already got in her panties tonight.

by Lawyer4theDefense August 30, 2011

A Beef Wellington

Taking a gnarly shit during a urinary analysis proctored exam on purpose.

God Damnit Sargent, you know better! The sign clearly stated urinary analysis! This is not the place for a Beef Wellington!

by Dirty Contractor August 12, 2022