Dad-Molested

*Ping* ANOTHER BULLSEYE! DID I NOT FUCKING CALL IT OR WHAT!? DID I NOT SAY SOMETHING ABOUT THAT!? I AM A FUCKING CRACK-SHOT!
Hym "What was it I said about chicks getting dad-molested? Remind me again. I blame the incest cult. This is what happens when you let Jewish incest cults spread out of control! HOW DO I DO IT!? IN THE ABSENCE OF DATA, I STILL NEVER MISS! I'M LIKE THE DEAD-SHOT OF EXPLAINING THINGS! I'M LIKE THE HAWKEYE OF THEORIZING! MY POWER CANNOT BE CONTAINED!!! (<- That's a smite reference)
by Hym Iam August 20, 2024
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Bby dad

A Mexican mostly known as alex is a dude who has a 9incher and that gets all the girls.. he is also known as the best soccer player in his scoo
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ur dad lesbian

hey Allen ur dad lesbian get shot in the foot
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Dad-gro

Man, your dad had some serious dad-gro at the barbecue
by Wingedweaver February 08, 2024
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ur dad is women

Use when you about to win an argument with random dude and when you about to win but he/she said : your mom
quickly use ''your mom is men'''. But if he/she said : your dad then quickly spam " your dad is women" and if he still trying to win about that argument, be like me. Tell him : "I have segg with your dad ass" and now you win the argument for 100% sure
random dude : your mom
your self : your mom is men
random dude : your dad

you : your dad is women
random dude : crying
by Sadly_f September 22, 2021
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soaps dad

no found definition for soaps dad
did you mean milk?
by furrykitty July 04, 2022
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Ghost Dad

To be sexually assaulted by a “ghost.” (Reference: movie, sexual assault case).
So I was watching tv when my dick start dripping for no reason. Then I heard and felt a presence. Realizing there was a ghost dad to blame.
Back up ghost dads I’m abstinent!
Don’t be trying to ghost dad my hole spirit.

Ever since I started getting ghost dad’d I find it hard to envision consenting to sex in the real world. Like I’ve got ghost dad Stockholm syndrome.

I’d never came from my butt hole being touched until I got ghost dad’d.
Id never had my butt hole touched until I ran into a ghost dad.

Please make me cum ghost dad!
by Hamborenganymustrdre November 12, 2021
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