Tom

The fastest person you will ever meet, and the worst player in sports gets on his friends teams because of his dad.

Toms is fat he should not be on that team, the only reason he is on the team Is because of his dad .

by Beastin mage June 13, 2019

Tom Moment

when you tell a joke but nobody laughs, it’s called a ‘Tom Moment’

Why is 8 scared of 7?
because 7 8 9
-‘such a Tom Moment!’

by TomAstley5 February 14, 2021

Tom Clinton

Tom

Tom Clinton is a cool geezer he is a gang member and he is a hard man . He likes men but is scarred to say it he also wet him self last night he plays fortnite with his brother and they do silly things on thier they want to be minecraft YouTubers when they are older and they both love man und

by Mr doggy156 July 28, 2019

tom

absolutely perfect. he’s goofy and funny and says stuff like hey boss and sorry in an accent. he’s super funny and does silly voices. he’s awkward yeah but it’s cute. he’s super smart, really good at math, and he can be quiet but once you get him to open up, he’s just so open

tom is so cute! i’m so lucky i know him

by iwishicouldtelluhowifeel October 6, 2020

Tom's of skids for my boo

A nonsensical saying can mean whatever you need it to. Can be used in a variety of contexts to express extreme joy, sadness, grief, stokeness, etc.

A variation exists where the word "dude" is used in place of the word "boo"

"How was your bike ride?"
"It was Tom's of skids for my boo."

by In a second September 8, 2022

Tom Simons

A popular vlogger who is also know as Tommyinnit and TommyVODS

"Have you seen Tom Simons 's newest vlog?"
"Yes! It was really good"

by Meezicle October 28, 2022

Tom

The name of someone who usually has a cum filled bum. Can be shortened to cumbum

Tom is a cumbum

by Cumbum123 November 27, 2020