Lesbian Dick

When you’re arguing with your partner and can’t come up with a better insult.

Fuck you you lesbian dick!!

by Thatbitchfromtheblock August 12, 2024

Lesbian

Aww hey my lesbians! Any girl crushes yet!?^^

‘The lesbian had a

g a y p a n i c’

by chiki-san May 21, 2021

Hawaiian Lesbian Hippo

It’s a sandwich you eat while riding a hippo with your lover scissoring each other but they are over 400 pounds and this act is illegal if not done only on Christmas with a strap on and a banana peel going into the hippos ass

Have you every tried the Hawaiian Lesbian Hippo with Hannah.

by Sax_killa54 January 21, 2023

Lesbian

You like boobs not dick

Girl 1: I’m lesbian

Guy 1: I can make you straight

Girl 1: do you have boobs or a vagina

Guy 1: …no
Girl 1: ok then

by Lesbiangod00 December 14, 2021

Lesbian

Non man attracted to non man.

Person 1: hey! I’m a lesbian
Person 2: but your non binary?
Person 1: yes, because any non man can be a lesbian and be attracted to any non man.

by 「LEMON」 October 20, 2021

Lesbian Football Game

When a football game has all offense and NO D.

This is a lesbian football game because there is absolutely NO D at all!

by Dr. Biggs December 31, 2020

Lesbian

Me.

I'm lesbian.

by smdlvv December 26, 2021