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Josh

A Josh is likely a Mexican even though he may not admit it. They enjoy peanut butter on hotdogs, and put peanut butter on their own hotdog occasionally to have the dog lick it off. They may seem innocent, but thousands of Nigerian slaves reside in Josh's basement.
Person 1: Hey señor let me fuck your dog man.

Person 2: OH fuck, it's Josh!
by Obama's Landfill Ass April 6, 2022
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Soggy Josh

A male masturbating game. Contestants all jack off onto Josh. Whoever shoots his load first onto Josh is deemed the winner! The loser.... eats Josh
Oh man, what a night! we played soggy Josh again, Ben came straightaway from all pornhub practice and Lopes had to eat Josh.
by Numbfairylol July 3, 2024
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Josh

The other name for a big fat joint or a spliff.

Joshes are large, loud and bring a smile on every face
- Roll me another one homie.
- Maaan you could do it yourself...
- dayum! I forgot about that one Josh in my bag! It's gonna be great man!
by Anjpal June 6, 2024
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Josh

Adjective - Having one more at staff drinks (really 5) when you’re opening in the morning and then waking up 2 hours late in a blind panic before rushing into work, without your usual litre of hairspray.
by Speedii June 25, 2022
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Josh

He doesn't hate anyone and is nice to anyone no matter what. Also That on guy/boy that follows you everywhere you go and thinks he is pretty cool..He acts a bit younger than he is.H Is nice and tries to be liked. He thinks that he is really ripped but he isn't. he usually has fanta pubes or just red hair and has no friends . He really believes that all the women/girls around him all want him but not. He tries to act like he is well known and popular and he is but only for the wrong reasons. He also thinks he is Arnold Schwarzenegger. He thinks he is better than everyone at every thing to do with sport.
Josh can be quite nice but is a bit cocky.
by yo ghost nigger ai. April 4, 2019
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Josh

Don't you know Josh? They had a historical fight on 24th April 2021.
Many Joshes gathered for a fight.
by 5H4B October 11, 2021
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Josh

That one guy that everyone hates yet is still somehow on the friends list of everyone ever, even if he is the lowest
Ugh that Josh guy is so disgusting and rude, I hate him so much!
So he is lowest on my friends list
by Yours truly, SHAGGY January 31, 2019
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