Getting A Merkins

To recieve head from behind. She is behind you and she goes in between your legs from behind and performs oral sex.

Boy 1: So, how'd your date go with Hannah go last night?

Boy 2: Oh dude: well. She gave me a merkins.

Boy 1: NO FUCKING WAY BRO!

Boy 2: Yup. I'm fuckin' smooth.

Boy 1: Getting a merkins is amazing.

Boy 2: I know right?!?

by I Am Merkins xD January 10, 2012

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Get lagune’d

When a person takes a massive amount of semen in their mouth.

Thomas likes to get lagune’d by his mates.

by mixxyissus May 30, 2022

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getting paleoed

Sweet potato to the vag. Also see "dirty paleo" for sweet potato to the ass.

Good thing your mom likes sweet potatoes, she definitely enjoyed getting paleoed last night.

by Paleorific August 28, 2013

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Get swiveled

When you’re sitting in AP comp sci pri and the teacher won’t let you fuckin pee

Student: May I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: Access denied!!
Student2: Get swiveled mannnnn

by YankTheKrank.net June 5, 2018

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Getting Inns

Kiwi slang for getting in and securing a future husband

Omg! I just got inns with Harry Styles! He just messaged me and I said ok! Getting inns inns is kiwi slang for getting in and securing a future husband

by Yazziethepirate November 17, 2016

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