pitt drunk

to get so drunk that you piss and shit yourself and snort oxy cottons while failing to wheel

im gonna get so pitt drunk tonight
oh man i was so pitt drunk lastnight
jordan pitt is such a pussy only fags get pitt drunk
pitt drunk is for pussys

by tylerpitts November 26, 2010

Drunk Uncle Who Lost a Game of Poker

Your uncle who went to a family gathering and lost a game of poker. Now he’s mad and punching people, throwing tables and chairs, and drinking mass amounts of alcohol.

I was around when my Drunk Uncle Who Lost a Game of Poker was rampaging through the living room.

by IAssasinatedJFK May 24, 2023

Phone Drunk

When two best friends get drunk alone in two different parts of the world and have drunk conversations.

Kia: I need a drink or two and I have no one to get drunk with except alcoholic uncle.. Wanna get phone drunk with me?
Lyra: Hell yea!

by Tahun June 24, 2011

Drunk Envy

Drunk Envy is when you see people drinking, probably not even drunk, but at the perfect point of tipsy where everything is a little bit funnier, everybody is a little bit prettier, and the conversation seems to be wittier. However, you are in recovery so you know if you have one beer, it'll be sixteen more, take a trip to the hood for some oxy and wake in a traphouse with some sketchy ass chic. So, you can't have even one beer under any circumstances.

Him: Hey what's wrong? It's a beautiful day for camping! Why so distracted?
Me: Ugh - these twentysomethings round here and their white claw. Feeling some drunk envy.

by Siouxsie Supertramp September 13, 2020

drunk ears

When you go from perfect hearing to Stevie Wonder after a couple drinks

Bro 1: " Turn this shit up bro"
Bro 2: " its at full volume bro you just have drunk ears"

by AKontheTrackr October 9, 2017

Power Drunk

When a person has been intoxicated by the amount of power that they have. These people will go to great lengths to keep their position of power and/or gain more. Being power drunk usually makes the person irrational, impulsive, narcissistic, and/or paranoid. They may also feel that they are invincible. Examples of power drunk people are: Hitler, Scar from lion king, Gilderoy Lockhart, and Mother Gothel, and substitute teachers.

"bro the sub kept yelling at us for talking too much, she's so power drunk, like "yes Mrs. Carrol you are the adult but at least I don't have hands that have the same amount of wrinkles as a piece of paper found in a middle schoolers backpack""

by Adhd1357 September 18, 2021

Drunk

Drinking moonlight

Drunk as heck

by Dumbviper April 22, 2019