The David is a very strange creature, nonetheless he will be the kindest person you’ll ever meet in your entire life… yup that’s right it’s just basic science. So you wanna have a The David in your collection fo sure, just capture one when you see him and don’t ever let go.
Also he has a very big dick, yes but that goes without saying I mean he’s name is The David.
Also he has a very big dick, yes but that goes without saying I mean he’s name is The David.
Girl 1: Dayum gurl was that a David?
Girl 2: pff nah gurl I wish they’re so strange to find
Joe mama: Man I wish I had a David in my life
Girl 2: pff nah gurl I wish they’re so strange to find
Joe mama: Man I wish I had a David in my life
by DefNotADavid November 23, 2021
David is very strong. It violated so many physics laws that it was the main evidence for a simulated universe (until Mr. Graneto proved the theory wrong). He once arm-wrestled Zeus with his pinky and only lost because he felt bad for Zeus.
by eBucks June 01, 2024
David, he’s sweet chatting and everything I or we all could want. He’s all of our wishes in human form.
by iscream. December 27, 2022
Typically David’s come off as the more quiet kinda guy. But once you get to know them, you realize they are kinda the opposite, they are loud, have a great sense of humor, and mess around with their friends. They have that kinda of laugh that can spread a smile to your face. When they get competitive over stupid things it’s honestly adorable. Yet with all these things they still get great grades in school and are kind, loyal, and would stand up for you without hesitation. David is the kinda guy who is humble and would say girls wouldn’t want him, as he has no idea how attractive he is. So let me tell you, if you have a David in your life, keep them there, and be there for him because often David’s are people pleaser and put themselves last, when really they deserve the world.
Guy one: Dude you know how many girls want you? You’re so lucky bro!!
David: What do you mean, why would anyone like me?
Meanwhile…
Girl one: David is so hot!!!!
Girl two: ikr like I want him so baddd!!
Girl three: fr tho, he has it all, he’s tall, cute, smart, funny, and kind!!!
David: What do you mean, why would anyone like me?
Meanwhile…
Girl one: David is so hot!!!!
Girl two: ikr like I want him so baddd!!
Girl three: fr tho, he has it all, he’s tall, cute, smart, funny, and kind!!!
by M+D<30 November 24, 2024
He's a narcissist. Is his name David?
by Yourmomandyourdad November 23, 2021
David is the sweetest man you’ll ever meet and will be by your side even on your worst days. He never lets you have a bad day no matter what happens. David is an overall fun, loving, sweet, adorable, handsome, cute, comforting and an all around amazing guy. He will make your heart beat out of your chest because of his kindness and sympathy. Once you meet him, you never want to forget him.
He is so down to earth and one of the funniest people you will ever meet. He is really someone that you can trust and is the worlds most amazing listener. He deserves the whole world and more! He deserves someone that will give to him what he gives to them, if not more.
He is very talented when it comes to intellect and music and his voice is something you could listen to ALL day! He’s the kind of person that makes you excited about life in every sense of the word.
It should be a crime to be as good looking as David, he has the most beautiful eyes and smile but yet, he has a heart equally as beautiful. He is a beautiful person inside and out. He is patient and willing to wait for you, nothing seems to scare him away, the only time he will run for the hills is if you’re on that hill.
One tiny problem: David is a Man United supporter ;) BUT for David you’re willing to look past that because there are so many amazing things about David that counteract any possible flaws (which are almost non existent).
David will lighten up your life like no other, so hold him tight and don’t let him go.
He is so down to earth and one of the funniest people you will ever meet. He is really someone that you can trust and is the worlds most amazing listener. He deserves the whole world and more! He deserves someone that will give to him what he gives to them, if not more.
He is very talented when it comes to intellect and music and his voice is something you could listen to ALL day! He’s the kind of person that makes you excited about life in every sense of the word.
It should be a crime to be as good looking as David, he has the most beautiful eyes and smile but yet, he has a heart equally as beautiful. He is a beautiful person inside and out. He is patient and willing to wait for you, nothing seems to scare him away, the only time he will run for the hills is if you’re on that hill.
One tiny problem: David is a Man United supporter ;) BUT for David you’re willing to look past that because there are so many amazing things about David that counteract any possible flaws (which are almost non existent).
David will lighten up your life like no other, so hold him tight and don’t let him go.
by Danielle96 January 05, 2022
David is a really hot dude. He knows how to fix anything. But has a lot of secrets that you probably will never know. He is a genius with all forms of technology and has a wild imagination. If you know a David, love him
David is hot
by David’s lover September 15, 2020