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Clown

How would you like to go to a show and the guy telling jokes is pleading with the audience that they take his shit seriously? Or he blurts out that he's really in it for the money and power? It wouldn't be a good night, it would be a disaster, part of hell has broken loose from the rest of hell and people are on edge because not all hell has broken or will break loose. The worst kind of clown is the one that wants everyone to take him/her seriously or tries to disarm them all. When the one on stage is more offended by the audience than the audience is by them, perhaps they should ask themselves a few more questions than they currently do, such as whether they even really think they are as hilarious as they think they are.

He/she was entirely too serious looking and sounding for the clown that he/she always was as a kid.
by The Original Agahnim October 30, 2021
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Clown Music

A mysterious, cheerful yet very irritating music. The origins of the music are unknown. Possibly coming from creepy motorhomes but no one is brave enough to get close enough to see. This music plays and is heard an but strange, inappropriate moments. Some have been known to be with a hottie and see fireworks.. others have been known to be a hottie and hear clown music. If you were in an enclosed area with no hottie to distract you, listening to the clown music you would want to tear your fingernails off chew on them.
As he pressed me passionately against the side of my car, off in the distance mysterious clown music could be heard.
by jewel9952 August 1, 2011
mugGet the Clown Musicmug.

Clown-meister

Another name for Donald Trump and his MAGA followers, and/or his political associates
If his mouth is open and running, that dumb clown-meister Trump is usually lying about something.
by Humanitiesguy October 10, 2022
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Clown Gangbang

When you have glitter on your face and someone asks you how you got it.
Hey, why have you got glitter on your face? Oh, I was just in a clown gangbang.
by The Frostiest Of Jacks October 20, 2020
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dirty birthday clown

When you are having anal sex with someone and they fart and it feels like your dick is being blown up like an animal balloon. Similar to jet wash
This chick last night gave me a dirty birthday clown and all morning my whiz has been sputtering, but the jet wash felt great on my balls.
by Donny Bratsco December 12, 2016
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Clown-Dip

The extreme and absurd application of make-up or any cosmetic products.

Examples are routinely seen in the Hispanic gang culture amongst their women. Some are extreme and take that style to the grave. See "Chola" if there is a description for that.
Why in the hell do you have all that Clown-Dip on?
by TNW October 20, 2007
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🤡 Clown emoji in slang

🤡 in slang is a way to replace "I'm a tranny freak who can't even get fucked right" or "I'm a retard who thinks being a clown is degenerate", commonly used by children who can't win an internet argument, their dads get railed by Reddit trannies and femboys, and then beat them in the night for being autistic shitheads with Down syndrome. Also used by faggots and lesbos who are too stupid to know better, their moms are cum dumpsters for Twitter incels. Please DOX and ruin the lives of any 🤡 user you find on the internet. 🤡🤡🤡

"🤡🤡🤡"
🤡 Clown emoji in slang is a way to replace "I'm a tranny freak who can't even get fucked right" or "I'm a retard who thinks being a clown is degenerate"
by 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 January 9, 2025
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