Friend zone

The worst fucking place on earth. usually occurs with nice guys because girls are shallow and love dickwads. im there im never getting out. if youre there then god help you if youre not, youre probably a douchebag to your girlfriends.

Me: hey.. i really like you.. do you wann go on a date sometime:

Girl: i think we should stay friends. sorry :/

me: (in head) why does god hate me?

me: ok so i take it im too ugly and nice, im going to take steroids and abuse girls i like emotionally and physically now.

girl: *goes on about how assholes dont get girls*

me: lying bitch

and this is why the friend zone sucks.

by ihatemylife1234567891011 September 11, 2011

Gay Friend

A male who spends excessive time with girls who he believes are attracted to him, while in reality are just friends or think he's cute because he's 4 feet tall. Another component of the gay friend is the act of participating in outings, events, or trips, with solely females. The decision of whether or not someone is "the gay friend" is largely based on whether or not he has hooked up with one of the girls he's spending time with. 9 out of 10 times, he has not, and likely won't in the near future; determined to be The Gay Friend. The Gay Friend is never actually homosexual, but deserves the title since he assumes a similar position(and relationship) that of a gay man would with girls. Usually summed up by; if you're hanging out a lot with a girl(s) and you're not scoring...you're the gay friend.

Isac: Hey...what do I have to do to tap Brooke's ass?
Phil: aHahah

Nate: Dude...Isac is THE gay friend
Dan: Yah, girls don't actually like him, he need's to learn that.

by Noo1 January 4, 2009

Best Friends

When you can talk about jizz under a boob flap without feeling awkward.

Person 1: Hey Savannah, did you hear about Jimmy jizzing in April's boob flap yesterday?
Person 2:If we weren't best friends, this would be very very awkward.

by sportslovr15 September 20, 2009

School Friend

One of your "friends" at school that you dont even talk to outside of school. When at lunch if you leave your food alone, even for a second, they will mess with it. They also make gay jokes about you.

Chris:Alright guys, I'll be right back
Matt: Ok lets put shit in his food haha thats HILARIOUS
Johnny: OK LOL
*Chris walking away* "Stupid School Friends

by ZuckonIt October 9, 2011

Safety Friend

A friend who will always be there when everyone else fails. Most of the time not considered a desirable position to be in. Side effects of being a safety friend include being left behind as your friends make new friends and leave, only being called upon when a friend needs to wine or complain, and might also include a life without anyone to trust or keep close.

Alex: Man, I'm tired of all my new friends. They were so "of the moment"

John: Well we always have our safety friends to call on.

by ajjellz June 19, 2009

friends with detriments

the opposite of a friend with benefits. this a person with whom you maintain some form of emotional (hopefully mutual) relationship, but for whatever reason has ceased the physical (sexual) aspects. it may be an on again off again situation or just one that has stagnated to no longer manifest itself in physical affection though for some god forsaken reason still won't die completely. inexplicably these arrangements call for mutual exclusivity resulting in two sexually unsatisfied parties

I totally would've hooked up with that chick but I still got this friends with detriments thing going with suzy

by thetommyshow April 6, 2010

Best Friend

A best friend is like companion, your life, your world, your everything. Best friends are the people who stay up together 'til 4 in the moring just talking, even though you knwo you have to get up at 8 the next morning. They are there for you no matter what happens. They love you for who you are, even when you aren't very lovable. They don't care, if you have other friends because they know you will never forget them. You know youu can always count on them to be there when you need them. They will tell you the things, you don't want to know just because you deserve to know. But then, when you need to cry about that truth, they are there. You might as well live at your house because, they are always there. After a while your parents, mr and mrs, become mom and dad to them. You can never find anyone just like your best friend. They are unique and to you, they seem flawless.

Best friends Emily and Marie
***3 am***
Emily: I think we should eat someting!
Marie: *jokingly* Gosh! You're such at fatty!
Emily: *joking back* There's a difference between fatty and some one who just loves eating!
Marie: True!
***4 am***
Marie: Are you asleep?!
Emily: NO! How could i be asleep!? *joking* You won't shut your trap!
Marie: Sorryyyy!
Emily: Haha! It's okay! Lets go for a walk in the dark!
Marie: Okie doke!
**Get back from walkk at 5am & goes to bed***
***wakes up at 8am***
Emily: *Yawn...*
Marie: *Yawn....* Stop yawning! You're making me yawnnn!

by forevere97 April 29, 2010