riot egg

A passive-agressive *prank* you get an egg poke a hole in the top with a needle and leave the egg in a open enviornment and it will smell a little but when it breaks it will smell un-imaginable

Kid 1: Hey did you smell the riot egg in the plaza this morning

Kid 2: Yeah it was terrible

by I AM TITI June 9, 2018

3 eggs cause fuck you

You can’t cum

Hey Robbins, 3 eggs cause fuck you

by Soupslip August 27, 2021

Egg

Definition 1: a random food that looks like an white oval yellow inside

Person 1: I got you food
Person 2: what is it
Person 1: egg

by Ajsjjakajdjalskjwjwja June 30, 2021

Egg Man

AN EGG. He looks like an egg, acts like an egg, and he’s all around an egg. He has a child which is an oyster and a friend who is an ugly nut. They’re in a cult trio called the Death Foods. They spend their time coming after kids in third period, slowly taking them out. If you ever seen him in public, avoid him. don’t look into his eyes. He will turn you into an egg

Wow, revock is such an egg man

by k.rose420 March 30, 2020

Egg

Egg

Egg

by Endo Bendo November 5, 2020

egg

egg cult. EGG CULT. Also its something that comes out of a butthole. Yeah kinda gross

I like eggs

by deadkilly October 13, 2020

Egg White Facial

During sexual activity, preceding male ejaculation, an open flame blowtorch is lit and held directly in front of the penis. During ejaculation, the semen is heated and congeals into an egg-like solid. The resulting semen is to land on ones face toi complete the sex act.

*note, if the dick tip is burnt during the act, it is considered a hard-boiled egg white facial

"Hey gurl, wanna do an egg white facial? I have a blowtorch and a dick ;)"

"FUCK. The egg white facial burns so good. Great job babe!"

by P00pyP00Pee May 14, 2019