An ass crack so hairy that it looks like a wookie is trying to force his way out of a jammed doorway.
Dude 1: “That fine ass dark haired Indian chick Nina came over to my place other night. We were about to get it on but when she took her panties off, man that chick had the biggest bush and fur choked crack I’d ever seen!”
Dude 2: “Did you hit it though?”
Dude 1: “Yeah man, I still hit it.”
Dude 2: “Did you hit it though?”
Dude 1: “Yeah man, I still hit it.”
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1. That woman's pie is some mighty fine – I love the crack o' dawn. 2. People, we'll be on the objective by crack o' dawn!
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