Playing turtle

When you are sitting on a toilet taking a shit, and the piece of shit keeps peeking its head out slightly, and going back in to the asshole despite many attempts to squeeze with your Life Force, to no avail.

When the turd pokes its head out slightly, and then quickly returns to its home: the asshole, it is said the piece of feces is “playing turtle.”

by Proud Posterior April 27, 2024

Turtle Doved

When needing to use the bathroom quickly and a turd crests from your anus and threatens to arrive way to early to find a toilet. The turd essentially sits just outside your ass enough to threaten your underwear to be changed!

Sheila could tell a bad shit was coming. Quickly she turtle doved to the bathroom.

by Kriskiki April 7, 2023

Meow-Turtle

A turtle with a cat tail and face.
One of the most beautiful creations and a fun word to say

Yo did you see that meow-turtle drawing is so cute.

by Rawr 😌 November 10, 2021

Franklin the turtle

An older, hairless flamboyant gay bald man. Their wrinkly neck folds and open mouth define the turtle-esque appearance.

As he aged, Chuck began to resemble a flamboyant hairless turtle in appearance, which prompted the gays to call him Franklin the Turtle.

by Tofu Queen March 20, 2024

Dune turtle

an unmotivated asshat or someone you don't wish to associate with or someone who you hold in general unpleasantness.

he's a fucking dune turtle

by HowAboutNoWaay November 29, 2017

turtle

Cum sex

Wanna fuck like a turtle

by 3rw February 23, 2022

squishy turtle

a girls vag

Guy 1:yo dude did you get that squishy turtle yet?
Guy 2:no man i didnt its some bull!
Guy 3:wait you guys dont mean a real turtle do you?
Guys 1 and 2:hahahahahaha

by JackReacher XMP July 5, 2010