Turtle cheeching

Performing a blow job on a soft penis.

"Donald has ED so Becky spends all night turtle cheeching."

by Tallulah Grey August 10, 2024

Turtle Dick

Besides when cold or dehydrated, it's also a common side effect of doing to many stimulants like adderal or cocaine. Your penis shrivels up and gets hard from the vasoconstriction, and retreats into itself like a turtle into its shell. You are also basically impotent during this turtle dick state.

I'd love to have sex with you but I took 100 mg of adderal and I've got turtle dick.

by Turtledick Eqsquire March 27, 2025

Sea turtle

When you make your sexual partner suck your strap on dildo so deep they gag and choke like a sea turtle choking on plastic in the sea

I sea turtled georgina last night. The bitch was choking on it like a turtle chokes on plastic in the sea

by The Chief Big T March 27, 2025

Sea turtle

When you make your sexual partner suck your strap on dildo so deep they gag and choke like a sea turtle choking on plastic in the sea

I sea turtled georgina last night. The bitch was choking on it like a turtle chokes on plastic in the sea

by The Chief Big T March 27, 2025

Plastic Turtle

The act of giving a small, plastic turtle to signify you'd like the recipient to peg you.

I'd love to give her a plastic turtle

by Jessus0 April 23, 2025

Turtle Recon

A sneaky, deliberate maneuver during kinky scat play where one partner temporarily retreats - usually waddling or clenching - to "scout the terrain" (i.e., make a quick, preemptive poop) before returning to the scene with renewed, devious purpose. It’s like a tactical dump before going full commando.

"She said she was into the mess, but wanted to do a Turtle Recon first to ‘lighten the load.’ Five minutes later, she came back grinning with wet wipes."

by Gropium June 10, 2025

Winking Turtle

When you flash someone while flaccid.

"Hey baby, wanna see my winking turtle?"

by Dzntz69 April 18, 2024