Turd lock

A turd or piece of turd caught in a lock of hair typically an animal.

Aw shit the cat has another turd lock

by Mushishi February 23, 2020

Rage Turd

When you take a shit on the bed to get back at your significant other.

Amber Heard took a Rage Turd on the bed

by TheMosher June 1, 2022

prison turd

A turd so large, nothing else can fit in your prison wallet.

Joe almost got prison raped, but his prison turd saved him.

by Joe Somebody 68 November 30, 2018

Turd

A turd is another Way of saying poop

Mom I just took a turd

by Butt poop turd October 17, 2020

Turd

Dakota

This bitch Dakota a turd

by Badussy lvr January 1, 2022

turd swiggler

Someone who puts crap in their mouth and squishes it around before either swallowing or spiting it out. Usually done in the act as part of a fecal fettish

Sally and I really had a good time last night Afte she blew me, she gave me a rim job and squirled it around.. Shes a hell of a turd swiggler

by masarasa6000 November 14, 2011

Sand Turds

The clump inside of a cats litter box

I have to clean the sand turds out of Garfield's litterbox.

by Infinite_Victory December 4, 2021