Texas

a state full of guns cowboys and overly religious people

I love living in Texas

by randomm guy February 1, 2022

Texas Chainsaw

White Russian with Dr. Pepper

Bartender: “What can I get you?”
You: “Can I get a Texas Chainsaw”

by Kyn&tonic February 4, 2022

somerville texas school district

Somerville Texas has awful roads, Their cracked and pieces of the roads are everywhere so you have to watch where you step. The school district is pretty bad too. The area is ghetto and they conjoin the tests into a few days so we’re mentally exhausted and have no chance of doing well on them. It’s not that bad though, If you make the most of it lmao.

The Somerville texas school district is fucked!!

by _Hi_im_sienna_ February 12, 2022

Texas Caviar

Meth

Did you see those tweakers smoking that Texas caviar last night?

by DirtyVerc February 14, 2022

Texas joust

Two erect men compete with there dicks in a bare bottom joust of the penis until one becomes limp. The winner then get the spoiles. (possibly a woman)

I completed in a Texas joust to win the heart of my woman.

by Mmballs October 4, 2021

University of North Texas

Safe Way To Say The Word 'Cunt'. It is used as it is C-UNT, UNT being University of North Texas.

Person 1: "Ugh. He is such a University of North Texas."

by Fezguy002 October 5, 2021

san leon, texas

a small ass town in southern texas that’s filled with rednecks

person: i once bought some questionable substances from san leon, texas

by leoriosbae October 5, 2021