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i wouldn't take a shit there

A phrase to designate a place so worthless and disgusting that taking a shit there would class it up.
Benny: Hey! Let's go to Alvin's for some beers and food!
Earl: Alvin's sucks! I wouldn't take a shit there!
by von groovy August 4, 2017
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kick ass and take names

This is just from rumors I hear and web forums I read. I started hearing "kick ass and take names" around the late 80's. Some say it's a police expression.

It probably means that cops or your group of fighters kick the ass of your opponents. Then you "take names" of the people you beat. That way you know the name of a guy you beat. And when you meet him again, you know you can beat him up again.
We gotta go play basketball against that team of jerks, the Eagles.

Oh Yeah! It's time for us to kick ass and take names!
by Mr. S April 14, 2005
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takes away from the table

Somebody you know who is so worthless that the maintenance of their acquaintance cannot possibly be justified.

Antonym of bring to the table, as in somebody who's existence is beneficial to society, as opposed to someone who drains the communal lifeforce from the world.
<Pointing at a serial killer/pederast/shitty president> That guy right there, he's such a douchebag, he actually takes away from the table.
by yoJERraps! September 21, 2008
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Take a 1 1/2

diarrhea or exceptionally loose stool
After pounding the Chinese Dragon buffet, Louis desparately needed to take a 1 1/2.
by Dodge Reliant K Carr September 30, 2008
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Kids Take Over (KTO)

A digital media company with the chillest and most humble interviews you'll ever see.

Kids Take Over (KTO) is rapidly growing and getting interviews with some of the most popular music artists.
What do you want to watch on Youtube?
Let's Watch Kids Take Over (KTO).
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Take him down to Kansas

To kill someone and have sex with their dead body. (Necrophilia is technically not illegal in Kansas.)
Bill Gates is so hot, I would love to take him down to Kansas.
by H501 March 24, 2017
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take my plate downstairs

A phrase used to escape awkward conversations or situations.
Jimmy: mind you shagged at that ugly burd.
Thomas: I need to take my plate downstairs.
by TomoC22 March 1, 2011
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