national twat wop day

April 13th is National twat wop day. Girls get ready to get your twat or vagina slapped.

“Hide yo twat they comin’ . Didn’t you forget? It’s national twat wop day!”

by Kathy suire May 25, 2018

National Show Tits Day

Send whoever u talking to tit pics whenever they ask for them for a whole week

“ send me a pic hoe today is national show tits day

by In fbheiwjvw April 9, 2021

National Jamie Fuckers Day

A day in which everyone tries to fuck anybody named Jamie (consensually). This day is held on September 25th and ends on September 26th. If it is a leap year, the celebration ends on September 27th.

Person 1: "Hey guys, did you know it's National Jamie Fuckers Day?"
Person 2: "Oh fuck I forgot"
Person 3: "Jamie you'll help us celebrate right?"
Jamie: "Absolutely!"

by Cool Gal 63 September 24, 2022

National Stan Smith day

National Stan Smith day , is where everyone wears their Stan smith shoes to honor the amazing person and the amazing idea

Becky : Omg I love your Stan smiths

Jaquan : thanks , I got new ones for national Stan Smith day .

by Jessielocker April 16, 2019

National tit squeeze day

On may 31 feel free to grab anyone who will not call the cops tits

Today is national tit squeeze day grab my tits

by kinky loser May 28, 2018

National French kiss day

On January 30th it will become national kissing day

I stuck my youngest into my boyfriends mouth because it’s National French kiss day

by Monkeys bus January 30, 2020

National Slap Lincoln Day

May 4th is National Slap Lincoln Day! Find a Lincoln and slap him!

Guy 1: Hey did you hear about national slap lincoln day?

Guy 2: Oh yeah! I think there's a Lincoln in my math class

Both guys: let's get em.

by Ava_The_Cado March 11, 2020