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Mark

An obese big headed small dicked chinaman who commonly receives penis infections. The Mark likes to enlighten himself with his grandmother and always aims for top scores in class or else his grandma spanks him.
Student : Your such a Mark.
Teacher: "breaks down crying" Detention after school *sob*
by Mark's grandma August 7, 2022
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Mark

A guy who usually lies about his height, he probable is 5'8 but says hes 6ft tall. Other than that, there is not much with Mark. hes just a casual dude.
Mark is nice
by Bobby Calver October 30, 2022
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Mark Kleval Theory

It’s when you talking to a person a lot or like a person you end up seeing and noticing them or people of their family more and more by random chance, it originated in 1908, When Sr Mark Kleval was wandering the streets of East London when he came across a young lady and had an attraction for her and started talking to her, from that day on every time he stepped into the street for the rest of he’s life he saw a different element of this young lady, either her, her car, one of her parents or one of her close relatives, sadly he only lived for a year after that.
Damb Bro, I’m convinced I see this girl I’m taking to everywhere, it has to be the Mark Kleval Theory.
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Mark Wagner

A rat in a bikini oraculo
by Goddess of Strength August 29, 2018
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Mark

Where were you last weekend?

I don’t know where I was, but I know who I was, I was Mark, a dog man of the bois
by The Pillar Praiser November 29, 2020
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Cullen mark Russell League

A person who moves away and leaves the people who care about him so much alone
Cullen mark Russell League is someone who I am in love with
by Nivi June 12, 2022
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Mark ash

Marks are weird but mark ash is a little fucker that loves dick in the butt al day every day!,
Jeff: Dude who's that new mark ash?
Adrian: Mark ash is a little fucker who loves dick!
by Marksbitch43 July 16, 2016
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