webster's law of nut tappage

webster's law says that anytime a half drunk human male walks into a nut check battle between two or more males it will be at the exact worst moment in said battle where the target male is nut tapped inadvertantly by one or more of the combatants leading to the escalation of the target male joining in said fray after picking himself up off the floor.and making it a war of nut tappage.

buzz walked into the bar just in time to enjoy the effects of webster's law of nut tappage.

by origen September 20, 2008

Sean's Fundamental Law of Rock Skipping

The theory that, any rock, no matter the shape or size, can still skip a considerable distance upon a body of water if spun fast enough. This theory disproves that a rock HAS to be flat in order to skip upon water.

NOTE: This theory was in fact proven through vigorous testing during a boring afternoon near a lake.

Kid: "Hey, that rock is squarish. It wont skip on the lake. You need to find a flat one."

Friend: "No, it should skip. Sean's Fundamental Law of Rock Skipping disproves that myth."

Kid: "It doesn't have to be flat?"

Friend: "Nope"

by Mark5991 November 9, 2009

Lloyd Webber's Law Of Temporal Positioning

A Law of the Theatre

This law states that "people who arrive earliest are always those with seats on the end of a row.  People who arrive latest are always those with seats in the middle."

A related law is Mackintosh's Corollary

When you arrive late, and you're sat bang in the middle of a block of seats.

by Sairin January 6, 2005

Newton's 5th law of political dynamics

The more a politician says he stands for family values, the more likely he is to cheat on his wife.

That Congressman is screaming he stands for family values. Yeah, he's following Newton's 5th law of political dynamics and must be banging his assistant

by Endsurg May 25, 2010

Newton's 4th law of political dynamics

The more a politician speaks out against gays and gay rights, the more likely he is to be gay himself.

Dude, that Senator is beating up on gays. He just following Newton's 4th law of political dynamics. He must be gay.

by Endsurg May 25, 2010

New England School of Law

Where law professors fuck you really hard in the ass.

I met this girl on myspace who wanted me to send her to New England School of Law last night.

by 3L Love January 16, 2009

Law of Diminishing Marginal Fucks Given

The rate at which one gives gives fewer fucks.

DMFG: G(F)={(D/S)*D{Nbar^2} -- the number of given fucks is equal to the days left in the semester times the distance from you to the nearest bar (Cornell notation replaces Nbar with NBrB)

There's an economic principle at play here. One that I think a lot of people take away from econ courses. It's called the Law of Diminishing Marginal Fucks Given (or DMFG).

by Andj87 May 19, 2016