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Forty-five Days of Stupid

That time generally starting a few days before Thanksgiving and ending sometime after the New Year where everyone appears to lose all common sense. Highlighted by events such as Black Friday, Drunk Christmas Parties, Fights over parking stalls at malls, erratic driving on freeways, an unexplainable increase in the number of people out and about, and general chaos wherever people tend to congregate.
Dude this sucks. I try to go to a store and I get hit by the Forty-Five Days of Stupid. People cutting me off on the drive over, fights over a parking stall, crabby-ass folks in line at the check out, and clerks that look like they would rather kill you and stick you in a closet than ring up your tab.

I'm gonna go in the basement with a six-pack and wait it out.
by Bob1655 December 23, 2011
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five second rule

when a male wakes up in the middle of the night and pees in the dark using the sound of splashing water or the side of the bowl as a guide

If you're missing the bowl by less than five seconds, you're OK and don't have to worry about cleaning up after yourself
don't confuse the five second rule with other such rules regarding the safety of food
by Ae5Ea8 October 2, 2016
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fist five

When you punch someone in the shoulder and at the same time yell "Fist Five"
"Dude why did you just punch me?"
"i didn't i gave you a fist five"
by wuthebest May 22, 2009
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Five

Five-wheeler

Most US states imprint a small wheelchair emblem on the license plates of “handicapped” drivers. Thus, the emblem constitutes a fifth wheel for a handicapped driver’s vehicle, thereby rendering the car a five-wheeler.
Since losing a leg to diabetes, Roger drives a five-wheeler to the donut shop.
by Goofnut April 1, 2025
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council bluffs high five

When I person wipes with their behind with their bare hand and gives another person a high five.
Bro we just won homecoming!!! How about a celebratory council bluffs high five!!!
by Jumbo bob jim November 18, 2022
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Five Fingers Game

The Five Finger Game generally involves spreading your fingers apart while placing your hand on top of a flat surface. Then, using a sharp item, such as a knife or sharp pencil, you stab the space in between your fingers while moving quickly but you have to avoid self-injury.

Google's definition:

The knife game, pinfinger, nerve, bishop, knife fingies, five finger fillet (FFF), or " stab between the fingers game ", citation needed is a game wherein, placing the palm of one's hand down on a table with fingers apart, using a knife (such as a pocket or pen knife), or other sharp object, one attempts to stab back and forth between one's fingers, trying not to hit one's fingers.
*Dialogue between boyfriend and girlfriend*
Boyfriend: "Let's play the FFG(five fingers game)"
Girlfriend: "No i do not want to play you're going to cut me"
by ily.ness October 17, 2022
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flash five

Flash five is an elite group of weirdos who skype and are always swag. They are so cool and awesome
Dude 1: did you hear about flash five?

Dude 2: yeah they're so cool!!!
by svatn December 31, 2014
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