Five-Minute-Job

Any task, at work or home, which takes somewhere between five hours and five days to complete.

"Hey Shirley, ... a little five-minute-job.. Before you go tonight, can you check this and drop it on my desk for tomorrow?... Thanks, Shirl, I knew you would!"

by Bronhill August 25, 2021

Fiving

When you remove the skin of your Penis by putting it inside a twisted tea can.

“Bro I was fiving last night, best Ejaculation of my life.”

“When someone says “5” I know what their doing”

by Joelio June 3, 2021

Fives

The name of an absolute gigachad anyone with the name fives should be praised as a GOD and be able to do whatever he pleases. Gets literally any woman he wants. Gets ANYTHING he wants. And everybody loves him for it. (Also will eventually die a dramatic death)

Dude its Fives, we should bow.

by Gatrick June 11, 2021

sxhnxpple..five

the best fan page out there. Loves Noah Schnapp, Tom Riddle, Draco Malfoy, Will Byers, Five Hargreeves and Aidan Gallagher

Hater: i hate sxhnxpple..five!
Me: well they’re the best fan page out there so ha!

by Tomridddleswife June 17, 2021

Five Year Term

The maximum parliamentary term in the UK. Similar in many respects to a prison sentence except more painful, in that it affects over 60 million people, whereas a 5 year prison term ostensibly just affects the imprisoned individual. Also unlike a prison sentence, the nation could have the sentence doubled to 10 years, if Labour were to get in again!

Yes, I was caught bang to rights in the cab of my JCB trying to remove an ATM from the outside wall of my local SPAR at 2 o'clock in the morning. I got a five year term!
Like a good citizen I cast my vote on 4 July 2024, but unfortunately we've got Kier Bloody Stamer and his bunch of ponces, likely for a five year term!

by Wasitpolad October 13, 2024

i'll be on in five

The thing your friends says when you ask them to get on a game, but of course, they actually mean "i'll be on right after you start playing by yourself"

John: "I'll be on in five"

*two hours later*

Evan: "Dude where are you?"

John: "I'm getting on now"

by capsulej2 November 25, 2024

Five Finger Caress

The act of fingering a woman similar to “two in the pink, two in the stink”, but adding your thumb to penetrate her urethra.

“She was feeling extra needy, so I gave her the five finger caress”

“Dude, what the fuck?”

by Speedstermmm5 December 20, 2024