That time generally starting a few days before Thanksgiving and ending sometime after the New Year where everyone appears to lose all common sense. Highlighted by events such as Black Friday, Drunk Christmas Parties, Fights over parking stalls at malls, erratic driving on freeways, an unexplainable increase in the number of people out and about, and general chaos wherever people tend to congregate.
Dude this sucks. I try to go to a store and I get hit by the Forty-Five Days of Stupid. People cutting me off on the drive over, fights over a parking stall, crabby-ass folks in line at the check out, and clerks that look like they would rather kill you and stick you in a closet than ring up your tab.
I'm gonna go in the basement with a six-pack and wait it out.
I'm gonna go in the basement with a six-pack and wait it out.
by Bob1655 December 23, 2011
Get the Forty-five Days of Stupidmug. when a male wakes up in the middle of the night and pees in the dark using the sound of splashing water or the side of the bowl as a guide
If you're missing the bowl by less than five seconds, you're OK and don't have to worry about cleaning up after yourself
If you're missing the bowl by less than five seconds, you're OK and don't have to worry about cleaning up after yourself
by Ae5Ea8 October 2, 2016
Get the five second rulemug. by wuthebest May 22, 2009
Get the fist fivemug. Five-wheeler
Most US states imprint a small wheelchair emblem on the license plates of “handicapped” drivers. Thus, the emblem constitutes a fifth wheel for a handicapped driver’s vehicle, thereby rendering the car a five-wheeler.
Most US states imprint a small wheelchair emblem on the license plates of “handicapped” drivers. Thus, the emblem constitutes a fifth wheel for a handicapped driver’s vehicle, thereby rendering the car a five-wheeler.
by Goofnut April 1, 2025
Get the Fivemug. by Jumbo bob jim November 18, 2022
Get the council bluffs high fivemug. The Five Finger Game generally involves spreading your fingers apart while placing your hand on top of a flat surface. Then, using a sharp item, such as a knife or sharp pencil, you stab the space in between your fingers while moving quickly but you have to avoid self-injury.
Google's definition:
The knife game, pinfinger, nerve, bishop, knife fingies, five finger fillet (FFF), or " stab between the fingers game ", citation needed is a game wherein, placing the palm of one's hand down on a table with fingers apart, using a knife (such as a pocket or pen knife), or other sharp object, one attempts to stab back and forth between one's fingers, trying not to hit one's fingers.
Google's definition:
The knife game, pinfinger, nerve, bishop, knife fingies, five finger fillet (FFF), or " stab between the fingers game ", citation needed is a game wherein, placing the palm of one's hand down on a table with fingers apart, using a knife (such as a pocket or pen knife), or other sharp object, one attempts to stab back and forth between one's fingers, trying not to hit one's fingers.
*Dialogue between boyfriend and girlfriend*
Boyfriend: "Let's play the FFG(five fingers game)"
Girlfriend: "No i do not want to play you're going to cut me"
Boyfriend: "Let's play the FFG(five fingers game)"
Girlfriend: "No i do not want to play you're going to cut me"
by ily.ness October 17, 2022
Get the Five Fingers Gamemug. by svatn December 31, 2014
Get the flash fivemug.