Jirre but he’s one moer of an oak hey.
His incredible physique, astronomicaly scaled schlong and his inevitable ability to catch a naai with your chick and get away with it.
This man is so moerse that he’ll have your schools entire rugby team joining netball for the next three seasons
His incredible physique, astronomicaly scaled schlong and his inevitable ability to catch a naai with your chick and get away with it.
This man is so moerse that he’ll have your schools entire rugby team joining netball for the next three seasons
Yasis bru, check this oak Ethan
His fucken arms are the size of my le-
oh poes, here he comes! AND HES GOT MY FUCKEN DOLL OH MY POES
His fucken arms are the size of my le-
oh poes, here he comes! AND HES GOT MY FUCKEN DOLL OH MY POES
by TheCrackHeadFromFourways April 4, 2021
Get the Ethanmug. by 123456inmybankaccount June 21, 2022
Get the Ethanmug. by papi69213 December 17, 2022
Get the Ethanmug. Ethan is skinnier than a stick but eats things the size of a whale or two commercial cola-cola trucks stacked on top of each other. Instead of getting a vacuum cleaner, I get an Ethan because he eats everything and stays the size of a portable microwave. his face is shaped like a snail's eye and his eyebrows are like vertical ssbu stages. he calls himself the Catmaster and claims he could fit in a cat cage and honestly, he's older than me by two years and he brags that he's one inch taller than me - I mean, of course, this guy thinks height is everything when he's built like a stick.
He's the type of friend to come into your room and flex the strings that are his muscles to impress you. He's the type of friend to say he's not gay, but I could've sworn he was checking out that guy from earlier. if looks and smells could kill, I'd be dead already because he smells like regurgitated cat poop.
his freckles look like someone pooped and spreaded across his skin. he overuses 'your mom' jokes and he kinda looks like your casual white boy from america-
He's the type of friend to come into your room and flex the strings that are his muscles to impress you. He's the type of friend to say he's not gay, but I could've sworn he was checking out that guy from earlier. if looks and smells could kill, I'd be dead already because he smells like regurgitated cat poop.
his freckles look like someone pooped and spreaded across his skin. he overuses 'your mom' jokes and he kinda looks like your casual white boy from america-
by Queen_of_Nothing March 7, 2022
Get the Ethanmug. Only super rare types off ethan's are humongous jerks. They will always try and start fights for no reason. The are bootycheeks and need to get a hold on their life. But ladies, if you are friends with an Ethan please if you notice that he is calling you bad names and making you feel bad about yourself drop that ugly ass nigga cuz he aint worth it. So just to clarify not all ethans are like this. And if he comes back to you reply with some sass girl. And men, if something weird is going on with him or he is making you feel bad too drop him hard. Just my advice! ;)
by JulieLemoine1234 December 5, 2018
Get the Ethanmug. by martiniphone September 8, 2025
Get the ethan x raileymug.