Wanna be bass tournament angler that has a jersey full of sponsors giving him a 10% discount. Also has a wrapped truck and not that he paid for himself.
by @basswd May 26, 2018
Get the Clown shoe mother fuckermug. by Charlietheunicorn500 August 11, 2015
Get the Ass clownmug. by Biomel July 17, 2019
Get the Clownmug. verb: to create a theory that has to do with an artist (typically about a surprise release) that has the most ridiculous evidence. clownery is facile faith out of vehement (false hope for excitement). more than a stretch, hence the new term.
noun: clownery
adjective: clown
continuous: clowning
noun: clownery
adjective: clown
continuous: clowning
Stan 1: In the Capital One commercial they chose seat 13-A and Speak Now Taylor says "good choice".
Stan 2: so???
Stan 1: A is the first letter of the alphabet so 13-A could also mean 13-1...January 13th
Stan 2: i smell clownery coming
Stan 1: January 13th is a Friday!!! That's when Taylor is going to announce Speak Now (Taylor's Version)!!!
Stan 2: now you've got me clowning bc i NEED Speak Now TV
Stan 2: so???
Stan 1: A is the first letter of the alphabet so 13-A could also mean 13-1...January 13th
Stan 2: i smell clownery coming
Stan 1: January 13th is a Friday!!! That's when Taylor is going to announce Speak Now (Taylor's Version)!!!
Stan 2: now you've got me clowning bc i NEED Speak Now TV
by vehicularbitch January 7, 2023
Get the Clownmug. by Flaminghotpotatoes July 27, 2020
Get the Clownmug. 
