by 3m@nthebest August 5, 2025
Get the Carmug. An absolute amazing instrument in a car. A very simple yet useful instrument which is BUILT to allow you to warn other drivers of danger, but really is 90% of the time used to tell another driver that they're an asshole.
A WARN Honk is usually two or three short taps on the horn, followed by holding the horn down if it doesn't get the attention of the driver.
A "you're a dick" honk is usually held down for about 1-3 seconds to clearly inform someone that they've pissed you off.
A "GO!" Honk for someone sitting at a green light is usually 2 short taps on the horn.
A WARN Honk is usually two or three short taps on the horn, followed by holding the horn down if it doesn't get the attention of the driver.
A "you're a dick" honk is usually held down for about 1-3 seconds to clearly inform someone that they've pissed you off.
A "GO!" Honk for someone sitting at a green light is usually 2 short taps on the horn.
I honk my car horn when some jackass decides to cheat traffic and cut into my lane from a turn only lane. They deserve to be honked at because they need to be told that they're not special and they're an asshole for cutting the line when the rest of us wait.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx November 10, 2020
Get the Car Hornmug. by Bk_UranicFox November 13, 2022
Get the Car-Nibalisimmug. When your car door is on the edge of the driveway and you have to get to your door without touching the grass.
by Confetti_fun November 19, 2018
Get the Car Acrobaticsmug. by Kurioking March 17, 2017
Get the top my car outmug. a car leap man is a man, usually a boyfriend, who is controlling with his girlfriend for no reason. usually insecure of his relationship or jealous, but overly controlling and annoying
friend: “hey wanna go to a kickback party tn? Just me and a few friends?”
girlfriend: “i would… but my bf wont let me. he doesnt allow me to party or drink or do any drugs.”
friend: “damn wtf what a car leap boyfriend”
girlfriend: “i would… but my bf wont let me. he doesnt allow me to party or drink or do any drugs.”
friend: “damn wtf what a car leap boyfriend”
by amy montgomery April 6, 2024
Get the Car leap boyfriendmug. A useful weapon used by drunks who decided that no one should be safe while trying to get home. Cars can also be used as ranged weapons if the driver is willing to jump out of the vehicle. They also have kidnapping potential with the invention of the trunk.
I am going to run that bitch over with a car.
Get in the trunk you stupid bitch.
No officer I didn't hit her with my car.
Get in the trunk you stupid bitch.
No officer I didn't hit her with my car.
by TheUnlucky13 November 17, 2022
Get the Carmug.