Nerd

A person who is highly intelligent and shows much interest in a particular field (usually computers) but gets bullied because you don't meet the social standards of society such as following cringy trends. Though, they have a shitty school year(s) they grow up to get all the hoes and makes a 6 figure income.

Man, that nerd is smart as hell!

Shut the fuck up, nerd!

Wait, isn't that the guy who we used to pick on as kids? That nerd is is very successful

by InternetIgnorance January 20, 2017

nerd-rager

An extremely powerful erection for things that would interest a nerd.

I have a total nerd-rager for alternate universes.

by elvind September 10, 2011

nerd bagel

What your mother calls you when you’re laughing to much at her because you are weird.

Ex:
Mom: *rests arm on puzzle then knocks puzzle off table*

Me: *laughs while crying*
Her: *glares*
Me: are you gonna put your arms back on the table?
Her: no.
Me:why?
Her: because my daughters a nerd bagel.

by EmmersWasHere August 31, 2019

Nerd trek

A shitty tv show for nerds and losers. Has a large fanbase for reasons unknown because it is so shit.

Person 1: "Not the bloody nerd trek again. Surely you have something better to watch than bloody space elves on a space ship"
Person 2: Responds in Klingon
Person 1: "What a fucking nerd. I'm out of here"

by MJ_420 September 12, 2021

curd nerd

Someone who knows a bit too much about cheese

"Dude, Jack is such a curd nerd!"

by His psyeudonym August 20, 2020

Bitch Nerd

Anyone who is not only a huge bitch but also has lots of nerd-like characteristics.

"Shahil you are a bitch nerd"

by bitchnerd May 11, 2019

Nerd

You. You are a nerd
Oh and the editors are nerds if they don't accept this entry.

Person 1: Ha Ha ur a nerd!
You: n-no! I
I'm totally not a n-nerd!
Person 1: Just admit it.
You: Ok fine. I'm a cringy nerd, who is not poggers, cash money, or epic gamer, and I'm a Sussy Baka, but I'm forced to read this dictionary edit.
Person 1: Ha Ha nerd!
Person 2: Oh do you wanna fight me!?
Person 1: Super smash bros fight?
Person 2: Lol nope, nerd.

by Cool_gamer_who_plays_minecraft September 16, 2022