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Ryland James

the cutest, most adorable, the sweetest guy you will ever meet. he’s the most amazing singer ever, and he’s canadian. every one of his fans will fight anyone who says any mean thing about him. he’s rlly funny as well, just spend 5 minutes alone with him and he’ll have u rolling on the floor laughing. ryland james is also FUCKING DROP DEAD GORGEOUS AND HE’LL HAVE EVERY GIRL OR GUY JUST DROOL OVER HIM 🤤
person 1: do you like ryland james?
person 2: omg i love him he’s so adorable 🥺
person 1: OMG SAME HE LOOKS SO CUTE IN HIS BRIGHT YELLOW CROCS
by deputydipshit June 23, 2021
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James Arp

An utterly appealing, sexy ass motherfucker. He doesn't engage in sexual intercourse with any mothers, however. He DOES engage in amazing sexual intercourse with many lovers and spreads his knowledge of passionate love-making throughout the world. One would say James Arp is obnoxious and egotistical, but do not believe them. They're idiots. Everyone knows James Arp is smart, possibly a genius, and has a very very bright future ahead of him. One of a kind, if you manage to find this rare specimen in the wilds, you better use a Masterball to catch him. You only get one chance. Beware of his big penis. Subspecies of James.
Oh shit! That's a James Arp! Throw your Masterball nigga! Don't let him do BIG DICK ATTACK!
by Hash Ketchem November 8, 2012
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James kent

A cunt. A cunt that likes to sucky fucky on dicky. He will tell you he’s straight, but he is really bisexual. He likes to walk town and prostitute. He will pay you and even suck you for a pack of cigarettes. He is one dirty bastard!
“Hey is that James kent?”

“No. That’s James kent the male prostitute.
by Dhahdbhdhsh September 1, 2018
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James Stabbert

The perfect boyfriend that you can always count on. Very attractive, huge muscles, the best eyes. He will always make you feel your best. Loving, caring, patient, everything you could ever ask for. He is the definition of perfect. Definitely a girlfriend type a guy. THE ABSOLUTE BESTEST AND CUTEST, no doubt about it.
I love James stabbert.
I miss James stabbert.
James stabbert loves feet.
by Your favorite girlfriend January 19, 2020
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Dylan James

The most unique name ever that I have I have only herd once and likes to throw snow balls at innocent girls outside

And love Nike joggers because they make is magnum dong bigger when you look at it

Not that you should be looking at it but isn’t so big that it catches both your eyeballs
Oooo lick it’s Dylan James go over and lick it
by Cichy club January 1, 2022
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James splif

Our don James splif good at round house kicking children dislikes fortnite ninja he's a scary man James splif
Alfie: I can't read my hand writing
James splif: burns sock
by Tesco discount Isle November 12, 2019
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the king james

When you put cocaine in some ones ass, and when they fart, you take in the glorious champion cloud from the air, go for a dunk with your nose, finally show her who's the king, fake a cramp and sleep it off.
I totally gave her the King James last night Pat!!!!
by Enation June 10, 2014
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