Jeffrey Thomas M.

The whitest guy you've ever seen

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Names:
Jeff: Jeff

Popular quotes:
- "👅 King of hate 👅"
- "I'm a Twunk."
- "It doesn't work on me, and I'm straight"

Jeffrey Thomas M. is gay

by mijiletemgetup October 24, 2025

C r y s t a l G l o m

A cocktail that can only appear every so often. It requires 2 parts Crystal Pepsi and 1 part Japanese Gin. Can be found in the VOiD. Users claim it tastes like something similar to ノスタルジア

User 1: What are you drinking?
User 2: C r y s t a l G l o m
User 1: ...What... is that?

User 2: Try it
User 1: *takes a sip and precedes to make Dial Up noises

by D00RMAN November 5, 2025

C r y s t a l G l o m

A cocktail that can only appear every so often. It requires 2 parts Crystal Pepsi and 1 part Japanese Gin. Can be found in the VOiD. Users claim it tastes like something similar to ノスタルジア

User 1: What are you drinking?
User 2: C r y s t a l G l o m
User 1: ...What... is that?

User 2: Try it
User 1: *takes a sip and precedes to make Dial Up noises

by D00RMAN November 5, 2025

M-Dub

1. A term describing the Midwest.
2. Based on the abbreviation (MW), M and W (Dub is short for Double).
2. An area where real doesn't have to announce itself. It's just real.

(Due to another term, "Mid" being popularized, a lot of people from here will be slightly offput by you calling it the Midwest, unless they're not from any sort of inner-city).

Peer 1: "You from the Midwest?"
Peer 2: "Tha M-Dub nic, get it right."

by G-City G November 17, 2025

M De-leanardo Taint Tickler

When you're talking a shit in a New York city dive bar and get your balls/taint bit or tikled by a giant NYC RAT.

I was taking a shit and got "M De-leanardo taint tickler" while taking a dump.

by RoyalGun November 22, 2025

M*1@k

m*1@k is a girl who has completely stripped herself of dignity and self respect. she's a shameless manipulator with a lack of respect. m*1@k is the worst kind of individual you can deal with. she's toxic, dishonest, and driven by insecurity. she creates chaos wherever she goes, destroys relationships, and breaks hearts for her own entertainment. she's completely consumed by arrogance and views herself as superior to everyone else. In short she's a hoe

person 1: "yo bro look over there, that girl is fine"
person 2: "nah man stay clear. she's a m*1@k"

by the syrian john marston November 25, 2025

Brandon m

A bitch that has diabetes who is dating a freshman he is known for being extremely irritating and is also know for being a perverted stalker who harass is women on the daily.

Brandon m is a bitch

by D1haterionlikeu November 27, 2025