Nerd

You. You are a nerd
Oh and the editors are nerds if they don't accept this entry.

Person 1: Ha Ha ur a nerd!
You: n-no! I
I'm totally not a n-nerd!
Person 1: Just admit it.
You: Ok fine. I'm a cringy nerd, who is not poggers, cash money, or epic gamer, and I'm a Sussy Baka, but I'm forced to read this dictionary edit.
Person 1: Ha Ha nerd!
Person 2: Oh do you wanna fight me!?
Person 1: Super smash bros fight?
Person 2: Lol nope, nerd.

by Cool_gamer_who_plays_minecraft September 16, 2022

Nerd

Invented by doctor suess which means someone who studys in schools and is obsessed with fantasy

V1nce: opposite of nerd

by Your Giga-Therapist May 8, 2022

Nerd

According to Kurt Vonnegut: Someone who farts in the bathtub and eats the bubbles.

Look at that idiot, I bet he’s a real nerd

by Woodnone August 4, 2019

nerd flu

A phenomenon where one becomes ill after attending a comic book convention or fan convention. Because if go to an indoor event with 100,000 attendees; someone's going to be sick. It is a play on "Bird Flu".

I wore a mask way before COVID. I'd get nerd flu every year after Con.

by correlation_lee July 17, 2024

Nerd

The person you’ll work for in a few years.

Nate: Oh yeah, he’s a nerd.
Cary: You shouldn’t say that to your future boss.

by anonymous October 31, 2021

nekro nerd

Someone who is obsessed with death & gore. Usually limited to avid fans of extreme Horror genres such as Splatter/Gore films &/or Shockumentary films like Faces of Death & Traces of Death. This can also be used to define people simply obsessed with death & dying (Goth lifestyles) or in professional settings (such as the Medical field or Mortuary practices.)

Gina has watched Der Todesking: Suicide King over 10 times now, she's such a nekro nerd!

by BarbaricWaste February 3, 2019

Nerd

someone cool with glasses and. braces. its 2019

I got glasses im a nerd
no your so. cool

by JustMeCrazy June 3, 2019