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NATIONAL fuck your gf day

Today is National fuck your gf day!
by UrBaN DiCkeRKnOt December 10, 2023
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Scotland Is Fucked

Something u say when you or you and your friends are screwed
Joe: Hey Brother wanna go see a movie this weekend
Brother: I would but I checked the tickets for the movie I saw and they ran out of tickets so to me it seems that…Scotland is fucked
by YuOfTheNight July 10, 2019
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Fuck u

What u say to counts who don't know how to drive
Driver: "Oi fuck u cunt learn how to fuckin drive"
by DICKHEAD JOEL August 22, 2023
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fucking Hopeless

fucking Hopeless - when you've been going out with a girl named Hope and she starts cutting you off below the waist, then your best friend tells you that she found a guy with a bigger dick, a nicer car, more money and who eats her out until she comes three or four times before he even thinks about asking for a blowjob, you realize you are fucking Hopeless.
"I called her grandmother up on her landline and she said the little slut ain't home, she's probably out fucking that good looking guy with a nice car lots of money and all those sores on his tongue, I guess you're fucking Hopeless. Too bad, I liked you. Want to come over and pump a hot load in my ass for sympathy? Bring a pack of camels and pint of gin if you do."
by Handcuffmonkfish November 30, 2020
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sandhills fucking iecc

something a riverrail signaller says when they are on duty
Signaller: “Sandhills fucking iecc what do u fuckin want”
Driver: “red signal green pls”
by speaks the real truth April 30, 2021
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fuck mush

Meaning when your completely exhausted brain and body can not function properly post sex. Your body gives up and still feeling exhilaration and unable to function due too being in a state of temporary paralysing euphoria. The language spoken during this state is known as fuck mushlian
Following a intense session of sex I was unable too think clearly and the words coming out of my mouth were not making sense which indicates I was still in a state of fuck mush. I was fuck mushed
by Abbccootr bangers March 29, 2022
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Yo, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Estoy Peleando Por El Derecho To Say Lefty's:"'GetThe Fuck Out Of My Life For Interpersonally Communicating'"
Yo, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Estoy Peleando Por El Derecho To Say Lefty's:"'GetThe Fuck Out Of My Life For Interpersonally Communicating'"
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 21, 2025
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