fuck my ear

Her: There was an accident.
Him: It’s not even winter yet.

Her: Fuck my ear.
by Dylwit October 23, 2019
Get the fuck my ear mug.

fuck me blond

a special type of blond hair with a dash of red. A person with fuck me blond (fmb) is neither a redhead nor a true blonde.
Fuck me blond is usually sexual attracting.
"Did you see the girl over there?"
"Oh man, she is so damn hot, she is fuck me blond."
by DutchHamburg September 10, 2023
Get the fuck me blond mug.

Pickle Dick Fuck Cunt

some fucker who has a pickle sized dick that is a total asshole or cunt and is a hard bottom bitch
Guy 1: That guy looks like a Pickle Dick Fuck Cunt Girl 1: You are so right, what a waste
by big weewee haver August 22, 2019
Get the Pickle Dick Fuck Cunt mug.
A popular meme where Patrick Star says:uh spongebob the fuck wrong with you and then it gets followed up by SpongeBob saying: I'm on that good kush and alcohol
Patrick: uh spongebob the fuck wrong with you
SpongeBob:I'm on that good kush and alcohol
by BiggeCheese105 September 17, 2023
Get the uh spongebob the fuck wrong with you mug.

Not giving a fuck

A sentence commonly used to express a feeling of utter and total disinterest in a subject, person, action or remark.
This phrase presents itself in real life most often under criticism...
#person1: Hey, you should stop scooping out the intestines of that badger with a protractor
#person2: I don't give a fuck
#person3: At least use a fucking spoon

---not giving a fuck---
by Laconic Who September 12, 2019
Get the Not giving a fuck mug.

I fucked your mom

What your dad did
What did you do last night, dad?
I fucked your mom
by A_Bum January 27, 2023
Get the I fucked your mom mug.

I fucked your mom

"I fucked your mom" is an insult used to scare away 3 year olds on Halo:Reach away.
Kid 1: YOU KNOW WHAT?! I HATE YOU!
Kid 2: OH YEAH?! I fucked your mom.
Kid 1: zamn
by XenoGent February 04, 2022
Get the I fucked your mom mug.